salamanderfantasy

[!] A grammatical error has been corrected. Whereupon it read "Town Hall" it now reads "Town Hall Town Hole"

Starting a new business service where people can hire me to follow them around and paint their dramatic moments and battles

"I think I killed ah god." -Ruth Peregrin, whom banished a duck into the void.

How does it feel to play the Lord of the craft (malna)

Hael would make Malna take the award back so it goes right back to Malna bring the best alas.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GOODBYE AEVOS: ONE LAST SHINDIG It has come to our attention that the rest of you have been in some big bother with someone named Orsathiel and are now planning to foot it out of the continent entirely. This mountainous menace has never bothered to show his face to us, so our only conclusion there is that he doesn’t care. The rest of you are off to be rid of him, leaving Aevos to be as it always should have been– belonging to seven-ish hobbits in total. Unfortunately, it seems we won't be getting any use out of our ready and waiting ship in the hypothetical situation in which we also decide to leave. To celebrate Aevos now belonging to the halflings, and to say Goodbye and Good Riddance to the rest, we’ll be throwing a grand party just before you all set sail. Plenty of free drinks, games, food, and absolutely no unforeseen events which will force us to evacuate anyway. (Don't mind the perpetual years-long storm which has been raging since the fort across the bay was seiged, it's unlikely to be plot relevant.) Come bother the halflings one last time before we finally get peace and quiet. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MC Name: SalamanderMoss Discord: salamandermoss Image: Description of Image: A not-so recently gone Dunwen. Part of a series of villagep portraits. Dimensions: 1x1

MC Name: SalamanderMoss Discord: salamandermoss Image: Description of Image: A soon-to be gone Cobblecroak. Part of a series of village portraits. Dimensions: 1x1

MC Name: SalamanderMoss Discord: salamandermoss Image: Description of Image: A long-gone Honeyhill. Part of a series of village portraits. Dimensions: 1x1

MC Name: SalamanderMoss Discord: salamandermoss Image: Description of Image: A long-gone Bramblebury. Part of a series of village portraits. Dimensions: 1x1

MC Name: SalamanderMoss Discord: salamandermoss Image: Description of Image: Accomodating street signage Dimensions: 1x1

MC Name: SalamanderMoss Discord: salamandermoss Image: Description of Image: A disorganised anatomical sketchboard; various ammendments (and tasteful censorship) pinned to it. Dimensions: 1 wide, 2 high.

MC Name: SalamanderMoss Discord: salamandermoss Image: Description of Image: An oil painting by Cal. Fiddleberry, of the family-owned Wine and Cheese Co. Dimensions: 1x1

MC Name: SalamanderMoss Discord: salamandermoss Image: Description of Image: An anatomical drawing of a chimera's skeleton, made after a unique dissection opportunity provided by The Mountain Dimensions: 2x1

MC Name: SalamanderMoss Discord: salamandermoss Image: Description of Image: An antique painting by Callum Fiddleberry. The sun sets over the mountains at the Honeyhill riverbank. Dimensions: 1x1 (will need slightly cropping)

"Bit gay." - local philosper Ruth, reacting to the concept of straight marriage.

A Feast Awaits Us

coward.

do you fold the pizza cheese-in or cheese-out

When will your next crime spree commence

ive seen jumper speedrun burrow building in under 10mins before

BILBERRIES WILD GARLIC MUGWORT And those r three I haven't used for names. Sadly ive had to abandon naming every persona after a page from the foraging book bc I just had things like Field Mushroom left I don't tend to listen to music by albums so I STRUGGLE to answer this APOLOGIES Will return and add some albums if I can think of them

1) Mary spotting me from across the bywater lake, sprinting across to me, and then tackling me into the lake. 2) gin. Im getting ahead on the old lady drinks 3) need to write characters but not built right to write books so I turn to text roleplay (though I do write fan-fiction for puzzle games now and the one im working on is fairly popular so that's something) 4) I went to a car boot sale but it rained so much all the cars left but then I went and got a rocky road cake so that was pretty good 5) not regularly 6) on occasion 7) solid chance I will get hair loss so maybe 8) when the hormonal imbalance kicks in and I develop balding as one of the symptoms (always a possibility)

1) VERY HARD TO PICK ONE SO I DO TOP THREE Sorrel Peregrin. First halfling, very hard to live up to. Didn't end in a weird, upsetting way like Magnolia did. Yet to be surpassed by the other 2 halflings ive played/am playing. I genuinelly just really love halfling rp, and I think this bruised up butch sheriff in suspenders with a fake medical degree really managed to channel all i love about it. my first halfling but still my favourite. I will never surpass her troll-detonating, child-tackling, orc-out-drinking power. Dr H. M. Monculus. Freak homunculus with many surprisingly legitimate medical licenses. Has gotten up to so many shenanigans and very heartfelt rp. Very much enjoy still playing her and have no plans to shelf. Has been extremely fun delevoping the character from a blank slate COMPLETELY, going into it with no plans for the future. One day someone's gonna manage to PK her, and i only hope they do it in a fun way that does the character justice. ANDDDD. Old Nels Aylir. The on-off shelf clown who originated with plans to join and divorce the delf family. sunny you played my favourite stepkid and the divorce was never finalized so lle still counts. Has been seat to some very fun performance rp, but I also enjoy the depth of rp from giving them chronic illnesses, n it's a bit cathartic to channel my days of bein a band/choir/play kid with a chronic illness into that rp. Eventually, I will roll a 1/20 on a tightrope for them, and they will PK. and it will be glorious. 2) Salamander would be the easy answer. AND,. well it kinda works. I relate heavily to being a slow, very squishy fragile bodied salamander which just wants to sit in a comfortable location and consume nutrients I look like this irl 3) Slime, but one of the dragon quest style slimes specifically Where I talk in entirely slime puns and have a name like Slimemantha.