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Oh man, Vardak would have been so pissed off if you roll backed his giant pit XD Anyways, like Lago said, you at least you didn't remove the Kal'Urguan region.

Clud walks by this pillar after recently being slain by an Enderman, and sees this intriguing poster. He then decides to pin up another note below it. "T'is be an interestin' auction, I bid 1700 minas fer t'ese bundles! I may be needin' t'em in t'e future!" Clud then continues on his travels, to continue digging a never ending pit of madness for Queen Kyral.

Clud hears the piercing shriek, sending shivers down his spine. "Oh jeeze, t'is not be good!" Clud then continues to mine, ready to dig and hide in a hole at any moment to avoid Kyral's wrath.

Clud walks by the note, after being recently saved by monks from a deadly spider. Clud writes another note to put on the pillar "'ow much iron ye willin' te trade? I'll buy all yer ingots at 15 minas a piece!"

Clud thinks to himself "T'e feck be t'is crap?!? T'e land be near t'e Goldhand mansion, t'is be madness. T'em greedy Grandaxes, t'ose feckin' Grandaxes! What be t'e point o' even showin' up..."

Clud walks in, wondering what all this madness is about. "I told ye I could be o' assistance earlier, and I still want somethin' for t'em diamonds! Ye better be gettin' me somethin' if I help ye with t'is madness..." Clud sits down in a chair, and thinks about how silly a Queen could be going missing.

Clud hears about the wedding from the servants, and thinks about it for a bit. "A weddin'? Never been te one, would be quite interestin' te attend one!" Clud then wonders how he'll to this Black Keep...

Clud speaks to Goruk de Great inside the Goldhand Mansion... If only them fools 'ad become guards, er even part o' t'e Goldhand clan! Clud then proceeds to laugh, wondering what is to come of this

So I have a couple questions about this post, just wanted to get them cleaned up. -Will smaller trolling incidents be cumulative, and act sort of like the strike report system or be a part of the strike report system? Will there eventually be that tipping point leading to a perma-ban? Or will every incident beforehand not count as evidence for a ban of any sort? -If the trolling incidents are counted as evidence, will trolling incidents before the date of this post be counted? Or will they be void? -Will trolling incidents be automatically semi perma-ban and possible unban via appeal? Or will a straight out time-limit be given on things such as teamspeak? -Will trolling within a party be acceptable if everybody within such party is fine with it? Or will it be dependent on where you are ,such as inside a locked teamspeak channel, or trolling eachother in the middle of Arethor IG? Or will it just not be acceptable in general? -How will blackmail be tolerated via holding up a person hostage with trolling evidence? Will blackmailing be frowned upon? Or would it be encouraged to just come out with any trolling evidence whether you are blackmailing a person or not? Anyways, just some of the questions I was thinking of.

((I don't see why you can't build defences, I would totally do that do. However, the dwarves would probably suspect this IC, so they may also just send scouts to find and detect these traps before the battle. Just a thought, although I actually think the dwarves will be too lazy to actually do that.))

Name: I be Clud, just Clud! Race: I be a dwarf, but no clan fer me. Age: I be 82 years! Short description of yourself: I used te sail te high seas but alas, no more fer me. Aye, I be a scavenger fer survival now, doing what be needed te survive. What are you trained in?: I be trained in many a things, mostly fer takin' care of meself and nobody else. What kind of job are you looking for?: I be not lookin' fer a job in particular, but I have noticed yer severely lackin' in yer military! If ye 'ave nobody else, and I mean nobody else, I'll take meself a position te save my life, and yers as well.

*Clud watches this elevation of events, as it is completely appalling how much these people are bidding*

I'm sorry Orcs, but not even Plankton would hire you guys for the Chum Bucket. And that place is a wreck, complete frigging wreck!

*Clud walks by, and leaves a rough note in the box* I bid 6000 Minas for this piece o' land! Ye can call me Clud, and send me a bird if ye need to update me on this whatever!

... Why should a criminal be king? He disobeys the law.

You walk up to a notice board, and see a long parchment piece of paper attached at the top Fellow sand miners, we must unite! The sand mining union (SMU) code of law is being violated here! This is absolute insanity! Something must be done about this major problem we have here! We are all at risk! What I am talking about, is the Adyton Dig Site. Why is it, that every single person in Asulon gets to travel to this dig site of riches? The servants, chefs, hunters, fishers, guards, merchants, and all the rest of those people? We are the backbone to society! We are the hard working laborers! We mine the sand! Why do these random people, get to go to this dig site, and steal all the riches! Including the sand! Blasphemy! This should not happen! Please, sand miner or not! Support our plea of anger! Stop this treachery from being committed! Sign our SMU petition for a limited dig site! Signatures 1-Willard 2-Hiebe 3-Gragor 4-Kilgrim 5-Oyvind 6- 7- 8- 9- 10- 11- 12- 13- 14- 15- 16- 17- 18- 19- 20-

Clud laughs, then walks away, leaving these minas loving fools to their business.

Looks at the note then laughs, then begins to write I have a disc of far greater value then of these worthless minas. I will pay this "ransom" with this disc, and only I will pay it. Signed, Clud the Musician

Haha, I bet if he does contact you guys, you will be amazed at how much he donated. Although I think he donated for other people too, so it may not count for him exactly. Anyways, nice post! I've been waiting for Availer to post something like this.

You forgot about Tac64! I swear, he's donated a ****-ton of money...

Ye cannot put all yer valuables inside a simple hole? BAH! YE ARE NOT A TRUE SON OF URGUAN! Get out of here and never come back!