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CowsGoMoo

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  1. Eight.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      EIGHT BABIES WHICH I SHALL PROCEED TO EAT

      BEFORE SWALLOWING A GLASS OF GASOLINE

      THROWING A MATCH DOWN MY THROAT AND SETTING THE BABIES AFLAME

      REMOVING THEIR FACES AFTER THEY'VE BURNED

      GLUING THEIR FACES TO MY FACE

      AND PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY

      OH AND SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE FACE THAT TOO.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I WILL EAT. THAT BIRD'S. BABIES. THEN I WILL DEFECATE THESE BABIES. AND THEN I SHALL BURN THEIR FLESH AND FEED IT TO A MEXICAN WRESTLER NAMED PEDRO WHO CLIMBS PIPES TO TRAINS. HE'S ALSO INSANE. WUT WUT.

  2. { ¤ v ¤ } . . .

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      OH, THATS DOM. WINSTON. DA FUQ YOU DOING. { ¤ v ¤ }

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      What in God's name, Timmy?

      That was pretty off.

      It's a bird. ;m;

      Darn... computer emoticons... a-and not looking like birds. P-Preh.

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR BABIES

      THEN I'M GOING TO BURN THEM

      THEN I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE

      FACE MCSHOOTY SIGNING OFF

  3. Spin spin spin. Twirl, blur, and then SLAM. The elf found herself on the ground, her arms pinned and pushed against the ground. Her head throbs, and as she grimaces slightly, her eyes focuses on her attacker. The Pumpkin-Man's head was in front of hers, his menacing pumpkin face blurring and refocusing as she gets out of her daze. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I am the PUMPKIN KING!" A low crackling is heard, and the elf's eyes widen in horror. Twisting around in panic, she's only able to splutter out non-coherent words, "B-Blu- W-Weh, t-tah..." She manages to get her right leg free, and waves it around in the air frantically. Her thoughts were in a jumble, and she begins to wail. The only logical conclusion for this situation, was that the PUMPKIN KING wants to MURDER her. She uses her last resort method of protection, one that has kept her safe through all these years. She sends her right foot straight towards the PUMPKIN KING'S "jewels and diamonds".
  4. Dizzy, and dazed yet again, the woman tries her best to escape the crowd. She was stuck between two options, whether or not she should just shove her way through the crowd, or just let them push her around, before she gets shoved into a safe corner like before. Exasperated, she reaches out a hand slowly, trying to shove aside a stranger in front of her, but before she could do so, she's slammed into the right by a rather tummy-heavy dwarf. Stumbling around, she's knocked to the right and left, and then spun around by the crowd. Then suddenly, a flash of orange. She blinks, focusing at the person in front of her. A rather horrifying pumpkin-man stood in front of her. Her face slowly loses color, as she gives a small squea- SLAM! Before she could soil her pants, she's suddenly shoved aside by the crowd, stumbling and spinning around dizzily like before. Now she was horrified and disoriented at the same time.
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THQM52jk0gg I've always wanted to feel how it was like to fly. Be able to see the world under you, as you soar through the clear blue skies... See the underbellies of birds, as the fly right above you. Well, actually, that's not suggested. They might release their tummies on your face.
    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      called a plane ya' dumby

  6. The elf blinks, peeking at what the man had done with the pumpkin. The face was crooked, and seemed to be sneering at her, with a very very sinister look on it's face. "Masterpiece." She blinks, glancing at the man and then back at the pumpkin, her eyebrow raised slightly. "Errrrh. W-well, I-I mea-mean, i-it's, urh... ki-kinda s-scary I guess, b-but yes, i-it's nice, I ehm, suppose!" Twiddling with her shirt, she glances around. She hoped that she would recognize someone in the crowd, although that was highly unlikely, and quite impossible. Slightly disappointed, she turns back to the stranger. "W-Well, ehm, anyways, urh. I guess now that you've urh, paid, I urh, guess I should... wehhh, get going or something... I mean, urh, I would LOVE to talk to you... but... urh...", she gives the pumpkin a glance, before coughing, "Ehm, but... uweh... uhhh....", trailing off, she turns bright pink, as she gives the man a quick wave, yelping, "B-Bye!" She stumbles off, well, to the best of her ability. It was more of a... take a step forward, before getting swallowed by the crowd, and-then-not-knowing-where-the-heck-you-are-anymore sort of thing.
  7. A small Wood Elf stumbles out from a nearby forest, her eyes catching sight of the colorful tents and crowds of people. Gasping for air, she glances behind herself nervously, her eyes focusing on seemingly nothing. Something must've caught her eye, as she gives a small yelp, and barges her way into the crowd, instantly engulfed by the masses of people. Her eyes dart around quickly, as she hops up and down on her feet, trying to see over the crowd. Before she is able to discern anything, she is bumped and elbow'd by the mob, pushing her left, right, forward and back. It left her dazed and dizzy, and even more out of breath than she was before. She slumps against what she assumes was a food stall, wrapping her arms across her chest, taking deep and shaky breaths. She watches as people of all races push by, and move forward in gigantic blobs. Her eyes dart around quickly, her fingers tapping against her leg, slightly nervously. Writtle. Scretchy, Scrachity Scratch. The elf's face seems to turn white, as she freezes up. Slowly, she jerks her head to her left, and to her relief, only sees a man stabbing what seemed to be a face onto the pumpkin. She glances around, frowning slightly, noticing the death-stare the Stall Manager seemed to be giving the robed man. "E-Erah... D-Did you pay for that? I mean, it looks like you didn't. Urh, well, it's just that, I noticed how you seemed to be all robey and kinda urh, suspicious looking. Which, uraah... led to my... urhm, ASSUMPTION. But, urh, I m-mean, s-stabbing pumpkins... ehm, without permission is usually, ahhh--- a c-crime of sorts, I would suppose! I-I mean,I-I've noticed t-that the store manager... h-has b-been giving you this SCARY stare! A-And, urh, it's kinda... urhm, interesting... how urh... well, I mean. That's a nice pumpkin design and everything... Just fantastic, but....", the elf waves her arms around frantically while blabbing on, occasionally taking deep breaths in-between her sentences. For a while, she seems stuck on how to continue her sentence, opening and closing her mouth, before spluttering out, "I-don't-think-the-store-owner-appreciates-you-defacing-his-property-and-PRODUCTS-that-he-is-trying-to-sell!" Weezing slightly, she collapses back against the stall, breathing heavily.
  8. Day 4- Nothing but the waves. The waves of static, emitting from the offline server. It's sees are blank and empty, devoid of pixel fish... and animated drinkable water. I heard you can only last seven days without water... I'm halfway towards death. Halfway towards... relief, the end of this nightmare. Please, oh please... Please make this end. Please stop the pain, the hunger, and the never ending nothing.

  9. Tag. You're it.

    1. danic

      danic

      Stabbed. You're it.

    2. Zamaru42

      Zamaru42

      *pokes the person under*

    3. Tayelikel

      Tayelikel

      Well...that escalated quickly

  10. Well. That fat guy is onto something, man. He's scheming about us. You see him lying on the ground like that? It's all a FAKE! IT was STAGED! They're trying to make themselves look all FRIENDLY, when they're actually EVIL DEMONS, that are TRYING TO TAKE YOUR SOUL. Eh. Whatever. Go on the carriage with them. I'm scared of the dark.
  11. Just spent the last two hours talking about the past with a friend I haven't talked to for YEARS. It was nice, but kind of depressing... It's amazing how far some of your friends get in life, or how much things change in such a short time span...

    1. Braehn Elendil An'Hiraeth
    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I'm too young to be drinking and going to bars...

      But yes, it does sum it up.

      I really do miss the "Glory Days". I guess.

      It's sad to know that my close friends split up in the end, and we never do see each other anymore.

      I guess that happens with everyone though.

  12. Oh geez! I totally forgot about this thread! Talk to the minstrels, because why not? Why would they put that option in, if they didn't have anything important to say. Pfft. Then drop the Effigy. I don't believe we even need that anymore.
  13. I have no idea what's going on, or what I'm doing... but, cats. That is all.

    1. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      >Sees dog set as picture

      waa

  14. We need pillow magic. (Totally not a way to get FLORMAI PILLOWS back in business, and make a fortune due to PILLOW MAGICIANS. Totally not.)

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Pfft, we can whip out our PILLOW CARTS, and go 'round selling them.

      "PILLOWS FOR SALE! PILLLOOOOWS! Get your pillows here, for your magical needs! PILLOOOOOOWS! Five minas each! Many colors for BEAUTIFUL pillow magic!"

    3. Dante

      Dante

      *totes around an entire inventory full of colored wool*

      *gets groped by zombie, instantly losing all of them*

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Ugh. Darn pervert zombies.

      Those are the worst.

  15. Lalalala.... Lalalala... Elmo's world. Doo dooo ... dooo.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Lalalala, lalalala, ELMO'S WORLD! Elmo loves his CRAAAYONS, and his goldfish toooo!

    3. aron.

      aron.

      Wrong order, but i still smiles :)

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      Elmo is a pedo.

  16. I am commenting to the post under me. Here is my comment: I think you owe me 100 centillion minas.

  17. That surprising moment, when a status disappears right when you're about to reply to it. W-Was... Was it all a dream? W-Was that status even real? HOW DO I KNOW IF ANY OF THIS IS REAL? What if THIS IS ALL FAKE?

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    2. Lego XBOX
    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Glad you could make it to the show!

      Now, if you would please hold your applause...

    4. danic

      danic

      *Loads a shotgun, blasting it randomly at the audience*

  18. All I can say in reply to that statement is... Freckles. Freckles EVERYWHERE.
  19. I'm literally buried in homework. I have five textbooks on my table, and papers, lab reports, and scrap paper piled up all around me. ;m;

    1. Pum!

      Pum!

      Really? I need to work on my drawing skills. That's the only homework I have xD I do it all in class.

    2. CowsGoMoo
  20. I have broken up the "I am a . . . " Trend. Fear m- Wait, I ain't falling for that.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      E-ER-ER... URHM...

      Ah screw it.

      *Takes out a gun and points it at Timmy, "DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE."

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      *Pulls out a bow* OKAY, YOU'VE SEEN ME USE THIS!

    4. Skippy
  21. @Aengoth At first, I thought you were Danny, because of your avatar. Then I realized you weren't. Then, I thought for a bit, and was, "Oh. I actually think I saw posts you've made, thinking you were Danny." And then I realized, to think you're Danny, your posts must be pretty mature and balanced. I'll give you a 8/10, just because you seem like a pleasant person to know. :} EDIT: -------I was. NINJA'D. ;m;------- @Starbreaker I believe you're Hapsi's father, if I'm not mistaken? You were in that Forum Roleplay waaay back in Mobius, before Summer started, right? I've seen you around quite a lot actually. 9/10
  22. 10/10 Because I urh, like know you. And like, everyone else like knows you. And you're like, that one dwarf that everyone somehow knows, and like, yeah.
  23. Sick Sick Sick. So friggen sick.

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    2. ek_knight

      ek_knight

      Winter is coming.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Whooo!

      Rave!

      Everyone is dead!

      Come on guys! Let's party and celebrate!

      And yeah, I think it's fall. My allergies are acting up, and I'm also sick at the same time.

      The worst combination in the world. ;m;

    4. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      **** gets real, fellas

  24. I was all like, "Who's Kyn?"

    So then I like, clicked his profile and like scrolled down, and then I saw all his friends.

    So I was all like, "Oh. I'm not special."

    Then I cried in a corner.

    But really, Hiiiiii. Nice to meet you, Mister!

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