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  1. TELEGRAM TO: SORTEDJARHEAD

    -To be received at his earliest convenience-

     

    Dearest old friend Sorted,

     

    I hope that you are doing well 

     

    And i hope that you do not dislike me

     

    for the bad things that i said to you in the past

     

    It was a war, and we all know that the feelings are high

     

    in those circumstances.

     

    Have a wonderful day,

     

    Sergi.

     

    P.S.: I await your response to this telegram.

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      -TELEGRAM- YOU HAVE REACHED MIKE LINDELL FROM MYPILLOW.COM

       

      USE THE PROMOCODE "TRUMPWON" TODAY TO GET 5% OFF UR NEXT PILLOW

       

      SIGNED MIKE LINDELL

  2. dearest friend Mr. A. Tech
    i hope this message receives you well.

    i am very happy too see u r alive.
    how r u?

    I eagerly await ur responce.
    best regards,

    ur beloved
    S. Jarhead B.A.

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      the most benevolent dr. A Techus,

      blessing upon u and ur family

      i appreciate ur reply

      i hope things will get better

      urs truly

      S. Jarhead

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  3. dearest asutto,
    how are u?
    please write back.
    best regards,
    ur friend,
    Sorted Jarhead B.A. 

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Dearest@Asutto,

      it is w/ pleasure i receive ur correspondence.

      i too hath fared well. 

      ur best,

      S. jarhead

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  4. Daily reminder that @Lyonharted is literally the coolest person on this server.

  5. Daily reminder that @KaiserJacobII is literally the coolest person on this server.

  6. Guns are medieval and have been used in Europe since the 1300, pre-dating the fall of the Eastern Roman Empire. 

     

    Even earlier in the Islamic world, China, and Indonesia.

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      I didn't write any lore just making a statement

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  7. disgusted by the amount of cultural appropriation on this server. should be bannable offence.

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      u should ONLY be allowed to RP ur real life race AND class. Dwarves should also be banned for reinforcing negative stereotype as I'm utterly disgusted by the continuation of that term. THEY ARE CALLED LITTLE PEOPLE.

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  8. did you guys know that in real life we (read: adults who still play minecraft) pay taxes to the Man to maintain our countries and keep them from falling into disrepair? wild concepts, i know. sometimes it works.

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      if you play enough mineman you won't make enough money irl to pay taxes so that's a +1

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  9. Does Ice Cream exist in LoTC? If not. It should be :D

  10. When LOTC starts making you edgy in the real world. 

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      lets be honest if u play lotc u probably never saw the real world

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  11. now i aint sayin she a gold digger but she aint messin with no broke- uh - broke

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      george bush hates black people - kanye west

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  12. Is it possible to help with the wiki?

  13. question on sword of thorns. if one has the recipy:
    1. how do you learn it
    2. what skill is needed for crafting
    3. is it persona bound? (will it survive a map change like the skills?)
    4. what are its ingredients?

  14. hi lotc fam i am in need of political assistance . with super teusday coming up i wanted to go vote for bernie sanders so my university can be free but i looked online and there is no caucus in my city at all!! i really want to have a voice on who the president if he's gonna run all of america.. im in universiry rn why can't a caucus there. help

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      yes i am 19 but i cannot caucus without driving 200 miles

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  15. hi lotc fam i am in need of political assistance . with super teusday coming up i wanted to go vote for bernie sanders so my university can be free but i looked online and there is no caucus in my city at all!! i really want to have a voice on who the president if he's gonna run all of america.. im in universiry rn why can't a caucus there. help

  16. how many petitions would i need to rp defualt

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      no i don't believe in fate i am an atheist and enligtened and according to quantum entaglment i know it's possible as in anything. it's possible even we are neighbors according to quantum einstein.

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  17. what i believe is only natural to the development of lotc society will be the rising up of the roleplayers against the greedy pvp class who only care for mina gain, and exploit the grinders and loremakers of our society. this current mc mechanical society is unstable and only benifet pvp'rs! this will not change by lobbying rule change but only by complete server revolution by the roleplayers, comrades!

  18. what i believe is only natural to the development of lotc society will be the rising up of the roleplayers against the greedy pvp class who only care for mina gain, and exploit the grinders and loremakers of our society. this current mc mechanical society is unstable and only benifet pvp'rs! this will not change by lobbying rule change but only by complete server revolution by the roleplayers, comrades!

  19. Alright so, theoretically, could a telekinetic lift up a dead person/remains of a dead person? Or how would that work?

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      we dont appreciate ur disgusting inuendo on lotc

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  20. what i believe is only natural to the development of lotc society will be the rising up of the roleplayers against the greedy pvp class who only care for mina gain, and exploit the grinders and loremakers of our society. this current mc mechanical society is unstable and only benifet pvp'rs! this will not change by lobbying rule change but only by complete server revolution by the roleplayers, comrades!

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      why the *** wont this server take me seriosuly anymore wtf 

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  21. what i believe is only natural to the development of lotc society will be the rising up of the roleplayers against the greedy pvp class who only care for mina gain, and exploit the grinders and loremakers of our society. this current mc mechanical society is unstable and only benifet pvp'rs! this will not change by lobbying rule change but only by complete server revolution by the roleplayers, comrades!

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      how is this i shitpost im serious revolution is to come comerade 

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  22. what i believe is only natural to the development of lotc society will be the rising up of the roleplayers against the greedy pvp class who only care for mina gain, and exploit the grinders and loremakers of our society. this current mc mechanical society is unstable and only benifet pvp'rs! this will not change by lobbying rule change but only by complete server revolution by the roleplayers, comrades!

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      and by gulags i mean hallowworld where u will freeze in the frozen steppe to feel what suffers you pvp'rs have caused upon us comrades of the roleplaying

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  23. what i believe is only natural to the development of lotc society will be the rising up of the roleplayers against the greedy pvp class who only care for mina gain, and exploit the grinders and loremakers of our society. this current mc mechanical society is unstable and only benifet pvp'rs! this will not change by lobbying rule change but only by complete server revolution by the roleplayers, comrades!

  24. what i believe is only natural to the development of lotc society will be the rising up of the roleplayers against the greedy pvp class who only care for mina gain, and exploit the grinders and loremakers of our society. this current mc mechanical society is unstable and only benifet pvp'rs! this will not change by lobbying rule change but only by complete server revolution by the roleplayers, comrades!

    1. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      the counterrevolutionary will not survive the new society and shall be banned

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