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You gave me too many trinkets for an event I was doing and didn't capitalize the last word in their names.

I often fly around looking for people in a good position to do spontaneous monster events. I try to avoid the main road and settlements on it because monster events turn into an unenjoyable clusterfug with everyone around trying to singlehandedly smite the event creature, if it is not ignored altogether.

OOOH YEAH BABY WOOO VAPE PARTY

I was thinking of piracy when I posted lmao sorry

Plagiarism isn't theft, but I understand what you mean. My bad, I was thinking about piracy

The leads showed us the page when we first started. Anyway, the author put it out as free to use, so this server is free to use it. The author also says to notify him, so perhaps he has already been notified?

Don't forget Grool

devdoodoo

This looks bad and almost choreographed, although I'm not sure, and I see some spots of unrealistic technique throughout. (Dual wielding identical weapons, parrying with both hands at once...) Battle of the Nations videos are a go-to for those really looking for combat reference. Example:

A local painter publishes his latest work commemorating the battle.

A cool video to help people along

No, you're twelve. Don't fall in the gender/orientation identity trap; it is worthless.

Piper had humble beginnings. She started in the loving embrace of Pito, and then went on to become much more. Solid roleplayer; has a mind for entertaining others. Doesn't cry OOCly. Also turned the manor at Dragon's Peak, what I thought was going to be trash in its incipient stage, into a marvelous build. +1

It is dark. A computer chair screams in protest of the humongous, oppressive weight warping the plastic structure. A dim, blue glow illuminates a pale shape, like the moon on a cloudy night, obscured to all but the lonesome wolves and lost men who wander the midnight country. The glow switches to a gray flash. The mechanical sound of a hard drive starting is heard. The magnetic disk grunts; it grumbles, scrapes, then gets to modestly spinning. The light intensifies even more, illuminating a fearsome sight. It is him. There are smooth, flabby features reflecting the meager glow; white skin disrupted by constant red pimples and pustules; thin, black hair curls out and back to the flesh. He brushes a collection of crumbs from a keyboard before him. Several others lie on the ground, broken, but unseen. The light gives way, lessening, now displaying the FreeBSD boot screen. The ASCII design calls one back to older times; simpler times. The late eighties and early nineties, perhaps. He was a child, then. Large fingers rapidly tap out a series of regulated commands. The Linux console displays a few lines, then Skype appears. He moves a gargantuan forearm to the right. He begins to type. "Activate it." A wheezing breath. It is a desperate gasp for air. The being's large chest falls, releasing a stinking wave of hot breath. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Year Later A small, stunted man looks to another besides him. He is weighted, masked, bound by various metallic and blinking devices. Each bears a faded inscription. VAT His muzzled jaw subtly parts; his brow furrows in anger, anguish, pain; the tortures of time immeasurable passed. The small emotions subside as soon as they appear. A tiny device at the base of this poor man's skull prevents him from expressing himself. "We fought so hard to end it. Now, without warning, we feel its yoke once more." That's what he would say. That's what he would say if he could, damn it. If only he could say it, damn you.

It has become very apparent in recent times that roleplay quality is going down the gutter. People forego punctuation and capitalization; grammar and rhetoric to spout "meems"! I don't even know what a "meem" is! But I digress. Let me tell you my wonderful idea. To ensure all roleplay going on in our fine server is up to par, we should institute a LotC Roleplay Pass System™. This pass will make it easier for the Global Moderation team to monitor (and moderate) the flow of all kinds of roleplay. Each character is only approved for types of roleplay they have an accepted pass for. If they are roleplaying beyond their approved avenues of roleplay, they will receive the following punishments: First Offense: Removal of all allotted Roleplay Passes; Removal of all other accepted applications (VA, MA); Three day temp ban. Second Offense: Three month blacklist from all applications; One month ban from all mediums. Third Offense: Permanent blacklist from all applications and activity; One year ban from the server. Players with transgressions exceeding three will be permanently banned with zero chance of appeal. I believe these punishments are fair and will make sure roleplay is quality and balanced. Here's a list of recommended Roleplay Passes that players should apply for induvidually (not global for all characters!) Talking Pass Shouting Pass Whispering Pass Emoting Pass Walking Pass Running Pass Sneaking Pass Swimming Pass Climbing Pass Sleeping Pass Jumping Pass Religion Pass (Canon Faith) Religion Pass (Dwarven Patrons) Religion Pass (Iblees) Religion Pass (Aspects) Religion Pass (Spirits) Religion Pass (Other) Romance Pass Trading Pass Woodworking Pass Stonemason Pass Blacksmith Pass Enchanting Pass Lumberjacking Pass Mining Pass Farming Pass Cooking Pass Tinkering Pass Leatherworking Pass Alchemy Pass Breeding Pass Fishing Pass Tailoring Pass (To make Admin Approved skin shops) RP Crafts Pass Fighting Pass (One Handed) Fighting Pass (Two Handed) Fighting Pass (Unarmed) Fighting Pass (Ranged) Fighting Pass (Magic) Forum Roleplay Pass Raid Pass Neutrality Pass Building Pass (You must prove you have never made contact with any Messy Medieval teachers) Event Participation Pass Cultist Pass Herbalism Pass Human Pass (Standard) Human Pass (Northerner) Human Pass (Heartlander) Human Pass (Farfolk) Human Pass (Other) Orc Pass (Standard) Orc Pass (Olog) Orc Pass (Golem) Dwarf Pass (Cave) Dwarf Pass (Mountain) Dwarf Pass (Forest) Elf Pass (High) Elf Pass (Wood) Elf Pass (Dark) Halfing Pass (Normal) Halfing Pass (Heterochromia) Kha Pass Undead Pass Noble RP Pass (Mayor/Baron/Bishop) Noble RP Pass (Count) Noble RP Pass (Duke) Noble RP Pass (Petty King) Noble RP Pass (King) Noble RP Pass (Emperor) Knight Pass Rex Pass High King Pass Peasant Pass Interior Decoration Pass Tavern RP Pass Fishing Pass Sweets Eating Pass Soldier Pass Child Pass Teen Pass Adult Pass Elderly Pass Dead Pass ...And many more passes! I hope you liked this idea and will support its ratification. Amendment:

Menarra becomes a Flamboyant Schemer!

I feel like this is too heavily inspired by Bad Rats.