iris1612

5/10 Espresso Alchemist?

XD I have email notification, and I toatally ninja'd you there. 10/10, I wub you too. EDIT: SNOWSHOVEL YOU EEEEEEVIL NINJA OF EVIL NINJA-OCITY! 8/10

But you already rated me 0/10 with the same message D: 3/10

7/10, and you need to change your member title to "Official FM Scrub"

Uhhhh.... 4/10?

A note is pinned up "I would like to buy him. Will he make a good farmhand?"

​*insert obligatory dirty joke here*

((He's making Skins.))

3/10, never seen you anywhere but here.

Amuel Sano pats Draen on the back "Don't worry, we can just get in as Kais' bodyguards."

Dead Nathanael thinks it's because Derick is a terrible parent who disappears for 8 years of his child's life.

((Who the hell is bob XD))

Nathanael Cyrus Rovyk sat against a tree in the forest. Normally, he would be at a bar, laughing, nursing a drink, and hitting on pretty Elven women. But not today. Today, he had no money left. He had nothing. Even the clothes on his back were loaned to him. His only possession left was a small, ugly knife which he'd found. He curled up into ball, trying to sleep, but it was no use. The memories, they haunted him. Of everything he'd done in his life. Of his whole life. His father, gone. That wretched shipwreck. It made him want to throw up. Gavin's Death. Cut down before his eyes. His Knight's kidnapping. Lachlan's death. The new king. Running away. Fear. Sorrow. Fury. All of it, before him. He could not face it. He couldn't. All his life, he'd run away. But there was nothing to run from. His mind focused on a memory of a face. The only woman he'd ever truly loved. Then another face. The one he despised. The one responsible for everything wrong in his life. His resolve hardened and he clutched his dagger tighter in his hand. "I'll see you soon... in hell." With that, he plunged the blade into his neck, sending a spray of blood up into the air. He slumped down onto the tree, lifeless. ((I was getting bored with this guy, so I decided to PK. Hope you like the thread. New Marsh is coming soon, also, so don't worry.))

Maxim Ervan has been in Kraltra, and lived in there in his backstory, but his new land was granted nearer to Herendul. Is he no longer a Strelt? Can he be added to the Strelt Chat? Does he need to find another Strelt to Strelt-approve his Streltbread? If so, where can he find one? Why does everything have to be so bloody complicated?

​9/10 I don't even know any more...

Maxim Ervan is not on the Strelt Skype chat as he didn't know there was one. He thought that Strelt was a term for a Ruskan peasant, not a guild. Is his information wrong?

:'( 3/10 right back atcha'

Maxim Ervan is a Strelt, and approved it, and therefore knows that it is Strelt Approved.

"Dibs!"

Scrub 8/10

(( NOT THE SECRET ROVYK CACTUS GREEN STASH :C ))

Maxim Ervan (Formerly Daniel Oates) rages. "TEN MINA! TEN! NOT EIGHT! TEN!" then he wanders around a bit until he finds Daniella and stuff as said above. "Of course, beautiful voman!" He hands her a slice of Streltbread.