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Major Tom

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  1. You can just about join whatever family you want in the Halflings, I don't think anyone would mind having another family member kicking about (though there are like seventy Willowswamps and Willowbottoms). I think Lenfarthing burning down was about 6 or 7 years ago, buuuuut we don't care too much about continuity so you could probably get away with any backstory.
  2. I think we should bring back hanging, drying machines just don't work as well.

    1. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Yeah, they suck for capital punishment: all they do is make you thirsty.

  3. The Application Skype Name: Yah already have it yah lazy pig eyed mole child (love yah) Character Name: Wally Eakins Starting Inventory: One half bar of chocolate, one packet of flimsy cigarettes, two plastic ball pens (one black one red), and a tattered old address book (imitation red leather). Age: 52 (and you'd know it by looking at him) Appearance: or Starting Location In NYC (if you don't know where anything is in NYC please just google a map of landmarks etc. ) Times Square because why not Former Occupation: Car salesman and general bag of sleaze Short Backstory (Optional) Wally's life could, and often has, be likened to that of a rat. You'd be hard pressed to find someone not stricken by his resentment for all things clean and squeaky, his stocky stature, and particularly stunning dedication to lies, plots, and figurative weasel behavior. A conniving car salesman through and through, the whole apocalypse disposition has helped him hone and truly achieve unseen levels of backstabbery and boorishness. Anything Else: Winner of the great 87' hot dog eating competition.
  4. Toilets, love them or loathe them, there here to stay.

    1. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      Automatic Flush toilets are awful

  5. You know how if you half close your eyes, you can't see so well? Well apparently, the same is true if you half open them.

  6. Posco sways about, blinking and mumbling to himself. He pauses for a moment then sluggishly sticks his hand into his pocket, and fishes out a bag of minas. The little drunk Halfling slowly hands the bearded man the bag, and proceeds to stumble about the area, mumbling something under hi breath and swatting at the air.
  7. Never one to turn down a drink (free or other wise) Posco happily takes a jug, laughing a cheery little Halfling laugh all the while. Not long after taking his sample, Posco hands back the empty jug and chuckles. "We .. well 'ha' ain' -hic- bad fer a Biggun ale! Anuder un fer thirsty ol' Posco 'eh?"
  8. Elder Posco lazily reads through the letter, then pausing for a moment before speaking to himself (a bad hobbit of his huehuehue) "Well if 'e's any ting like 'is name sugges's, I don' tink we wan' a blue fellah livin' in Te Dales . . . course I don' know te fellah, could be a righ' steady chum. I'll 'ave 'o mee' 'im for I say anythin'." ((I'm down for it, I'm sure we can find some grimy cave to throw you in place for you to call home in or around Lenfarthing))
  9. It looks nice, but it's way too big for what we're probably gonna have in 4.0 The burrows in 4.0 will probably just be smaller versions of the ones we have now.
  10. ((Nah it's just 'cause Gamle is the chillest perfume using dwarf. Now 'nuff OOC)) Posco chuckles, sipping his Willowbottom Cider, as he watches Gamle hide in the brewery.
  11. It's a little bit smaller than len but... If we all band together and everyone is okay with living in 2x2 holes on the ground I think it should be perfect! :) Sassy
  12. it's funny cuz Aris made that Anyways, I'm thinking we're gonna need a new layout for the new Halfling area. So I gave it a shot cause why not (it might be crap).
  13. Shift's burrow looks fantastic, but it's a bit huge for even a bigger burrow. I for one think we should go with this burrow design: But I mean Aris' first idea is cool too
  14. Posco makes a few changes to the posters. All of the flyers now read. "The Hollyfrost Brewery is now under temporary use new ownership, and is up and running once again! Brewing will start immediately, and you will once again be able to have the most delicious ale in Lenfarthing, brewed and aged 'til perfection! Stop on by today!" -Gamle Irongut, Brewmaster and perfume user of the Hollyfrost Brewery
  15. With all this talk of being repressed, I'm surprised no one has posted that Monty Python bit yet.

  16. Eh, why not. Forum Name :: Felonious (Posco Bramble) MC Name :: gorgo_empire In-Character Area of RP :: Lenfarthing and erryting having to do with Halflings Time spent on the forums :: Way more than I should.
  17. In-game screenshot of skin: Link to skin download: MC name: gorgo_empire Your character's race and subrace: Halfling
  18. Posco chuckles and cheers as he continues stuffing himself with cake.
  19. "Course ye deservin' o' i'! Ye do more work 'en te curren' Elders!" With a sigh, Posco adds onto his original note. "I vote fer Rich. But if he don't wanna 'come an Elder, I vote fer Yokey."
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