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  1. Major Tom

    Halfling Bombs http://i.imgur.com/HVzc69C.png

    1. Haelphon

      Haelphon

      True art indeed. #TeamLenfarthing

  2. Major Tom

    Man, tea parties are fun!

    1. Matt011011

      Matt011011

      You forgot the little cookies.But I will find a way to move on.

  3. Major Tom

    Alright I got a joke "Have you ever heard of a Whitewash Orc that lived among other Orcs? No, because that would be an orcsymoron!" *ba dum tsh*

    1. DelaneyG

      DelaneyG

      no

    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      *gets the gun* IM GUNNA SHOOT THIS TIME *is held back by his friends

    3. LPT

      LPT

      *Slow claps*

  4. Major Tom

    ♫Do you hear the Halflings sing? Singing the song of burnt Adunian walls!♫

  5. Major Tom
    Few things. 1, I adore the cantankerous chicken. 2, This idea justlikeyou is fantastic in every way. And 3, The date o' the event will probably have to be changed. So anyways +1
  6. Major Tom
    Seems awesomely coolio. Plus more events in Len is never bad +1
  7. Major Tom

    Okay I know how much my jokes are loved, so here's another: Who ruined the elven picnic? The ANT-agonist! *ba dum tss*

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      U rent funy

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      I am beloved

    4. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      ANT-agonists? Huh. If us real antagonists were there we would have simply IMMOLATED the picnic.

  8. Major Tom

    Okay okay, another joke: Why didn't the Oren peasant drink any tea? Cause he was already p-OREN himself a mug of ale! *ba dum tsss*

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    2. iseemoosego

      iseemoosego

      I thought it was pretty funny...

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      I regret nothing

    4. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      I enjoyed it

  9. Major Tom

    I gots another joke: What do you call a crime fiction, featuring cynical elf characters? A Mali-NOIR!

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    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Well this got a better reaction than the last joke.

    3. _SteelMemes_

      _SteelMemes_

      Off with his head!

    4. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Still better reaction.

  10. Major Tom

    I gots a joke: Are Ape Kharajyr even real? PAW-sibly! *ba dum tsss*

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    2. Ever

      Ever

      You should feel bad ):

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      I don't need this.

    4. blindmind

      blindmind

      Apeculiar question.

  11. Major Tom

    "The Last of Us" is a pretty en-JOEL-able game *ba dum tsss*

    1. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      CLICKERS

    2. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      ELLIE. I WANT MAH ELLIE BACK.

  12. Major Tom

    Hehehe second time I've been drowned and eaten by a big savage beast

    1. craotor

      craotor

      Second...?

    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Yeah, first time it was a troll (like the fantasy type)

  13. Major Tom

    Druids be creepy

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    2. Aptrotta

      Aptrotta

      No, just creepy. I saw it

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      Just a bit.

    4. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      :)

  14. Major Tom
    Cool beans +1 Nicely written and well thought out.
  15. Major Tom

    And you get a Beta Tester app, and you get a Beta Tester app!

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    2. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      "Posco, look under your chair"..."ITS A BETA TESTER APP"!!!

    3. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      *cries of joy

    4. Aptrotta

      Aptrotta

      You call for me? Oh, App. Not ap

  16. Major Tom

    What's a good TV show to watch?

    1. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Depends. Try 'The Good Wife' if you like legal/political drama.

    2. Nano

      Nano

      I heard Devious Maids was pretty good. It's on Lifetime.

  17. Major Tom
    http://cdn0.meme.li/instances/300x300/39252329.jpg
  18. Major Tom

    I think I'mma make an Orc character

    1. NomadGaia

      NomadGaia

      Nooooooo be part of the Eden family..... Please?

    2. The Cleaning Crew

      The Cleaning Crew

      Sweet. Be a goblin. There's like three of us.

    3. Valon (Yokey)

      Valon (Yokey)

      I'm a goblin

  19. Major Tom
    As a human of the male gender that has been kicked (granted not the strongest kicks ever) down there a few times, I'm not sure that's entirely true. Aaaaanyways good guide, makes sense, and seems informative.
  20. Major Tom

    Just started watching Avatar yesterday, and already on the final season/book (whatever you call them)

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    2. mmat

      mmat

      Big modern cities have no place in the Avatar universe!

    3. blindmind

      blindmind

      Bad writing has no place in the Avarar universe! Some might have enjoyed the show, but it didn't have any of the quality of design its predecessor had.

    4. Watty_Banker

      Watty_Banker

      I watched Avatar as a kid but didn't follow air times so I know bits from each book

  21. Major Tom

    I don't know why but I'm feeling very happy today

    1. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      Until Walter II comes for you...

    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      I put up a line of defense at my burrow, I would like to see him try.

  22. Major Tom

    I can't stop laughing http://imgur.com/gallery/pmhl4

    1. Kaun

      Kaun

      Looks like the possible mother of the black man is laughing in the upper left corner.

  23. Major Tom

    Just got chopped up, boiled, and made into a stew by three Trolls. I am incredibly happy that lore got accepted :D

    1. ◀ Doone ►

      ◀ Doone ►

      That sounds amazing, like, no joke. xD THEY SHOULD TAKE ME NEXT! I hope they turn to stone in the sunlight, though. ;)

    2. Valon (Yokey)

      Valon (Yokey)

      POSCO'S DEAD?

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      NAY!

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