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Bizbuuztik was skipping along, when he spotted the scroll. He quickly wrote up his wish, then ran off. NaYm: BiZbUuZtIK wIzH: tUh Bi DuH vEhRi HoZh'IzD, lYk NuB'aZh EvUr WuZ. mI wUn BuB'hOzH zOrD fUr FlAt'N wIb. ((MC Name: HELLFIAZz))

Bizbuuztik lies face down in a muddy puddle, and cries real tears over Pok's death.

Bubba'Lur and Bizbuuztik'Lur looked over their masterpiece, an impenetrable fortlet, dedicated to the greatest son of Krug: Lur. They named it "Da Dreddfurt" The great entrance of the most glorious Dreddfurt: The superior rear end of the most glorious Dreddfurt: The divinely-blessed throne of the the Wargoth of Lur, owners of the most glorious Dreddfurt: The awe-inspiring feasting hall of the most glorious Dreddfurt: The Dreddfurt serves not only a hall of residence for the denizens of the Lur Klan, but also is a display of Lur power, superiority, riches (and therefore mercantile skill) and intimidation.

Kanrik puts up the posters, this times using metal tablets, that are welded to the walls.

Kanrik, distant relative of Hynrik van Roy, puts up many posters around Abresi. Oi, rebel heretic! You think you get good Oren land with Dwarf help, yes? WRONG! Midget men will not make give of Oren land back after they take, they will keep for self! Rebel scum not fight against false tyranny; you help midget men in outside invade! Even if cause is true, you will not succeed even if His Divinity Emperor Carrion fails, the halfling cousin will! You make heathen fight against Carrion so crappy midget man can rule human? Are you of craze? If rebel truly fight for good of human, or for power, then you will make aid Oren against midget scum! They use rebel for own gain, and if they win, you will lose with rest of human! Remember: Rebel are puppet of dorf fucks! True enemy are dwarf, fight against them!

Buubztik holds his hands in the air "Mi nub blah'n bowd lat...id wuz zum...uvuh nub'hozh zhamun...mi gruk..."

Buubztik nods to Him Rexellency Greater Ancestral Spirit Gronkk the Trickster of Lur "Ukee, Gronkk. Mi ohlzuu pud mizelv furwud fur Motzham. Mi fink mi wud duu hozh'r uz uh Motsham den uz uh Targoth, agh mi hab nub uuz'd zhomojo fur nubohnur skah."

(( I had thought this Warclaim had been declared void due to the lack of bordering territories? That just my imagination? ))

Sorry guys for being lore-abiding Orc. I'll try to break the lore as much as possible in the future.

The recently merged Bizbuuztik glides in using his zhomojo suit, and lands gracefully atop a nearby sand dune. "Wub duh skah lat wun nah, Gruul? Dat wuz vehri lahd rawr, bah duh wai. Lat zhud duu zingun."

"Ztowt kingeh am uh skah'n dumskah. Ziruzli, mi peep'd wyzur ologz."

Buubztik was the one slapping, in that situation. Filthy rebel scum...

"Peep wub bulskah duh rebul zkum zpred? Diz skah'rz furzayk Horun, latz skah'n granpopo! Flat duh rebulz, agh lat wull flat heruhzi!"

((It's an RP insult, as I recall RP insults can be as offensive as you want, as long as the hatred is in RP.))

Buubztik scowls at the paper as he reads through it. He then turns to Pok just as he is sending his reply. "Der am nub tik! Wen duh skah am wi zupuuzd tuh ged der? 'Tuupid norv-sharaz, ohlwaiz skah'n skah ub."

Buubztik frowns when he is told of the letter, then speaks to the Greater Ancestral Spirit Gronkk. "Ztowtz am krayzi, inzayn eebin. Ztahk mad? Purapz...eevur wai, evri'azh ohlwaiz furgeds Urukz am frenz wib Orun agh skah, agh Orun uhlown kud difeed duh ztowtz. Mi fink'd urukz wuz duh azhiz whu ruzh entuh wur 'edazh."

((Pls no violence))

((Da big waaaagh is today folks. Be prepared!))

Buubztik almost falls over as he feels the Spirit Realm swell with newly found power. He then feels a deep sadness, and crawls into his blarg, on the verge of sobbing.

((Saying that the rebellion should go ahead because even if it turns out to be a crappy government, which let's be honest, it will be compared to Carrion, it can always just be taken back by Carrion, is quite frankly ignorant. If you do prove to be a crappy government, then you'll be a crappy government built upon shattered foundations due to the rebellion itself. Then, Carrion will have to try and fix that once they would take the throne back. You would be putting Oren into a time of chaos because you want the crown, and a chaotic Kingdom is bad for RP, especially if it's the Kingdom of one of, if not the single most, active race in LOTC. No it's not worth it, but quite frankly, I'd like to see a war to get involved in, and with both us Orcs and Oren against your rebels, then it should be pretty entertaining for us at least. So go ahead, but don't win. :D ))

I gotta say I also like the idea of Trogging up Gronkkston. Maybe that can be the final thing to add to the list: tearing down the apartments and making some farm-blargs on and around the hill leading up to the city itself, with some normal blargs in the city itself, interspersed between all the big important buildings, like the clan halls, the shaman temple and the Krughai barracks.

((I organised this with Dohvi, and he said that time would be fine. 7PM doesn't work out for us, either, it's 12:00AM in GMT at that time, and a lot of our players are British/European.))

((No, the battle is next Sunday, the 17th, at 10AM EST. Sorry for me not editing the OP. Please remember to bring your own snacks.))

Buubztik gets so excited about the festival, he accidentally lets Dizkuuztik surface, and wakes up in a pool of blood somewhere in Kaedrin.