Pavel Tsarniev
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Forum name: Pavel Tsarniev Favorite rule: keep calm (don't call people the n-word) Crew type name: the Mazzella Mafia Crew type: Sicilian Mafia Allowed races: Sicilian, Corsican, Sardinian, Guidinian-***, Proto-Mediterranian, Eastern Dago, Balkinian Croatian, Herzegovinan, pure breed Albanian. (Slovenians are ok if they are fixed) Leader name: Papa "Pasta Fazool" "Fat" Tony Mazzella Leader traits: Greasy, fat, diabetic, halitositic, sexually aggressive map location:
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Reasons why I should be whitelisted:
1. I am a social justice warrior
2. I voted for Ronald Reagan
3. I support the #blacklivesmatter movement
4. I protested it both Ferguson and Baltimore (I didn't steal anything)
5. I voted for JFK
6.I voted for LBJ
7.I voted for FDR
8. I voted for Barack Hussein Mohammad
9. I've been a vegan for almost two months
10.I am lactose intolerant
11. I live that glucose-free lifestyle (glucose kills brain cells)
12. I like liberal facebook pages
13. I wash my hair twice a week.
14. I don't smoke
15. I'm Catholic
16. I only eat the yellow part of the egg (for the protein)
17. I always use protection (I carry an extra .38 in my waistband when i'm in a bad neighborhood)
18. I brush my teeth three times a day
19. I supported the Yom KIppiur War
20. I supported all three intifadas
21. I only drink soy milk
22. I boycotted the Detroit bailout
23. I recently joined a progressive blog
24. I one time helped someone jumpstart their car
25. I can't drive stick but I drive a prius
26. I work at wholefoods
27. I like macaroons (gluten free)
28. I liked that Kony 2012 thing on facebook
29. I refrain from self-consumation
30. I've only said the f-word twice
31. I donated $5 to a non-profit to cure ASL
32. speaking of which, I did the ice bucket challenge twice.
33. I have lots of friends
34. I go to church on Sundays and volunteer for janitor duty on Tuesday and Wednesday
35. I speak latin (a little)
36. I always finish first (washing the dishes)
37. I one time accidentally ran over a squirrel and i cried for like an hour
38. I'm a member of my school's lacrosse team
39. I'm really good friends with my school's headmaster
40. I got third place in my middle school spelling bee
41. I'm a bitcoin miner
42. I can read upside down and backwards
43. My favorite movie is A Serbian Film
44. I one time tried to write a book
45. I played a bush in my 4th grade class play
46. I pay my taxes
47. I never get late fees on my Red Box rentals
48. I ride my bike at least once a week
49. I don't have a girlfriend but if I did i'd buy her flowers
50. I have a pet turtle named Malcom X
