Josie_Exotic

^Here is a picture of RogueChaotic rising to the occasion. RogueChaotic got biscotti because I said so! Pros: -May contain chocolate! -~Fancy~ -Offered in a wide variety of different styles/flavors! Cons: -Hard to bite into sometimes -Could potentially kill somebody with a nut allergy

^A photo of Frill at their latest child crustody hearing post-divorce. Frill embodies the communion wafer! Pros: -A symbol of religion, sometimes -Jesus skin -Skinny legend Cons: -Caution: May ruin fun for the girls and gays!

^A picture of AccioRed; a legend in the baking. AccioRed embodies anpan because of their cute aesthetic and gooey, red insides! Pros: -Sweet on the inside! -Adorable! -You can pretend the red bean paste is the blood of your enemies! -Unique! Cons: -Probably hard to make

^A pic of Calzium thinking my bread puns are crumby. Calzium represents fruitcake because they show up around the holidays for no reason! Pros: -Probably can be sweet -Is a silly goose -Fruity! Cons: -The grocery store versions can be dry

^Larry staying up past his breadtime. The Shortoak embodies shortbread due to his creativity and neat aesthetic! Pros: -Tasty -Has the aesthetic of hot cocoa and warm blankets on a cold winter night -Beloved by grandmas everywhere Cons: -Short -Hard to find

^A portrait of CrownedLime being berry comfy. CrownedLime embodies French toast because I said so! Pros: -Simple recipe! French toast gets straight to the point! -Very fashionable! French toast can have many different toppings; it's wardrobe is extensive -Can be very sweet Cons: -May be soggy if prepared incorrectly

^Ah butter post ah picture o' Fakenotic str8 vibing. Fakenotic embodies lefse because of his chaotic energy and sugary exterior! (!Warning: Another childhood favorite!) Pros: -You can either throw a bunch of sugar stuff on it or you could eat it with lutefisk! Two VASTLY different tastes. The chaos is real. -Literally adorable and sweet if you want it to be -Available to eat in bulk Cons: -Can be hard to find, depending on where you live -Weirdly flat

^A photo of CREU7k procrastinating their finals! CREU7k embodies arepas because of their ability to enhance your breakfast! Pros: -Versatile; arepas can be incorporated into a variety of meal choices! -No nuts! Yes, I stalked your forum page to make this. Feel attacked. -Always there to comfort you when you're feeling down! Cons: - For some reason, the best arepa can only be made by a 90 year old grandmother.

^Clocky just being Clocky. Adding a picture was the yeast I could do. Clocky represents pao de queijo because of his snackability and joking demeanor! (Spoiler! This bread is yet another one of my childhood favorites! I was a very chubby baby!) Pros: -Amazing on it's own; I could snack on pao de queijo all day! -Small, but made in big batches so you don't run out -Cheesy, but not too cheesy Cons: -The reason for any and all weight gain -I will eat you, Clocky

^A beautiful photo of Gus staying up past is breadtime. Gusanoarentonio embodies banana bread because of their creativity and sense of self! Pros: -Banana bread is thoughtful! It's different, but still comfortable! -Resourceful; an excellent use of bananas -May also contain chocolate! Cons: -my mom only makes it when all the bananas in the house are ready so it only comes around once in a lifetime

^SilkieSilky just vibing. SilkieSilky embodies a concha because of their sugary exterior! Pros: -Very sweet! -Conchas are very pretty and can be made in pastel colors, too! -A+ A delight to have in class Cons: -Leaves crumbs everywhere they go

^A picture of Fae just loafing around! Fae is potato bread! Fae embodies potato bread because of his kindness and relaxing aura! Pros: -Another ~Official~ Halfling bread -A perfect choice for a dinner roll since potato bread is light and airy! -It's got a cute aesthetic! Cons: -Absolutely none. I love potato bread.

^A live photo of Boblin as a cinnamon roll Boblin embodies the cinnamon roll because his vibes are, in fact, immaculate! Pros: -Adorable! -The right level of sweet; a true childhood favorite -An artform; perfecting the cinnamon roll recipe takes time! -Didn't get mad at me last night when I voted him out for being imposter even though I had no evidence Cons: -May give you cavities

^A wonderful picture of NotEvilAtAll as pumpernickel! NotEvilAtAll embodies pumpernickel bread because it will take your taste buds on a delightful journey! Pros: -Unique! Nobody can forget pumpernickel! -Slightly sweet, but also slightly sour. It's the best of both worlds! -An OFFICIAL halfling bread Cons: -Not easy to digest.

^A real picture of Little_Lady as brioche! Little_Lady embodies brioche because it is beloved by many. Pros: -~Fluffy and cute~ -May contain chocolate! -Versatile! It can be the dessert or the main course! Truly a bread for all people! Cons: -I can't think of any

Today I have made the decision to turn all of you to bread in the eyes and hearts of our wee folk. Feel free to comment along this post if you would like to be stereotyped as a piece of bread. An example, you ask? Example: Here is what type of bread I think Tha_Mystery_Man embodies in his day to day life. ^A real picture of Mystery as bread. Mystery is a Publix baguette because of his hard exterior and chewy insides. Pros: -Affordable by many! -Makes you look ~distinguished~ -Can be dipped in balsamic vinegar and olive oil Cons: -Hard to chew and might hurt your teeth -Unethical (Publix probably doesn't pay their laborers enough) -Dry -=Disclaimer=- I promise I will not roast you the way I roasted Mystery unless you ask for it. ❤️