Malaral Hedeki

A man with a push-cart waddles through the streets throwing flyers into the air with absolutely no regard for the environment! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to the Waffle castle! Our prices can't be beat! With a quality to match! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Coming soon to a settlement near you! Keep an eye out for our infallible food associates adorned in their black aprons and bright BRIGHT bright yellow W's! Stand in awe of their beautiful carts and bask in the holy light of a perfectly baked burger! Using only the freshest of ingredients in the most mouth watering combinations for only a few coins you'll discover grub to suit even the most picky of orc pallets! Perfection is warm and served with a smile! So don't waste time! Don't hesitate! Visit the Waffle Castle and make your culinary dreams come true at ultra fair discount prices. Make the healthy choice, make the smart choice, and make the best decision of your life. Happiness is eating the same meal all day and everyday. Find your happiness at the Waffle castle. The Waffle Castle: Brought to you, with love, by William Clair. ((Discord Link)) Warning: WaffleCastle products may not actually make you healthier or happier. By purchasing any WaffleCastle products you hereby accept all risk associated with the consumption of our products and cannot hold the company and its associates accountable for the consequences of your actions.

Dearest valued customer, I assure you that every bit of quality that you paid for went into the love and tender care of those most delicious of burgers and their preparation! I spare no expense ensuring the longevity of my product. Unfortunately I cannot refund your order at this time, for the window to do so has already passed, or ever existed in the first place. I appreciate the glowing rating though! A whole 6/10? I'm mounting that on my wall over my bed so I can kiss it every morning when I wake up hunger over and ready for the day! I promise it was only a fluke, come by again for another unforgettable dining experience with WaffleCastle! Perhaps try our breakfast menu next? Made with love, handled with care, and served with bacon. The only true way to start the day!