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DrFong

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  1. Oh we are stirring alright! Merry Krugsmas from Babblebrook Village!
  2. What took you way too long to learn about LOTC? What do you wish you knew when you were first starting?
  3. (Anyone traveling near Babblebrook Village would smell a salty, savory smell rising from vents in the deep underground. Following one's nose would eventually lead to a colorful flyer pasted near the entrance of the underground.) "Welcome to Mush-Burger Palace! We are a new Musin-owned business in Babblebrook Village. We make food for the masses to fill the hungry bellies of our growing Musin community deep inside Babblebrook Village." "We serve our famous “Mush-Burger”, a 100% fungus-based meat alternative patty served with all the fixings. We have our favorite mush-soup hot and ready 24 hours a day. All of our products are mush-based and contain no cruelty-causing meats, cheeses or sauces." "We stand proudly by our “Wee Eat Free” policy. Simply stand next to our measuring tape to prove your wee-ness and enjoy your next meal for free!" "We are now hiring for our Winter Internship Program. You will learn all the ins and outs of the fast-paced fast-food business. By the end of the Program, you will be ready to go out and start your own Mush-Burger franchise." Thanks for reading! Li'l Knave - Mushburger Shift Coordinator
  4. I wish this guide existed when I filled out mine. Some great tips here that answered a lot of the questions I had. Thank you!
  5. Fishing is so much fun now! More fun things like this please! I got so excited when I caught an ancient coin!
  6. A new mousemin in town thinks to himself, "My people! I have to figure out where this "Babblebrook" is and make a proper journey. I will need supplies; drink and song! I must find some friends along the way or it may be a long and lonesome road. And a gift. I can't come to a party without a respectable gift!
  7. “So, you place your final burden on your hard pressed next of kin. Send the chamber pot back down the line to be filled up again.” The Old Moss Garden Cemetery Have you given any thought to choosing your eternal resting place? Who will look after your worldly body when your glorious spirit has moved on? Are other cemeteries too expensive and too packed with dead heroes? The Old Moss Garden Cemetery might be the place for you. Paperwork and final expenses can be a hassle. Why leave more work for your grieving loved ones? You will be surprised at how affordable and painless final-life-planning can be, when you have the proper support. The ones you leave behind will thank you. The kindly Monks of Moss Garden wish to relieve you of your final burden. Allow our full-time caretaker monks to ease the minds of your loved ones with their eternal care. It is a very simple process. A friendly monk will begin by measuring your worldly vessel. This is done to make sure that we get a perfect fit for your eternal resting place. The salesmonk will then show you a selection of burial plots, cremation options and funeral decoration packages. Options like full buffet or celebrity guests can also be added at this time. The services provided by the diligent Monks of Moss Garden do not end with your burial or cremation. Far from it! Your grave or funerary urn will be lovingly and respectfully maintained for all of eternity by the loyal Monks of Moss Garden. Bulk Discounts Has there been a plague or horrific bloody battle near your settlement? Need things cleaned up quickly? The discrete Monks of Moss Garden will be honored to take over the corpse handling for your city or village. Group and mass-grave discounts apply with very few questions asked. Subscription services are also available. Funerary Services Offered Corpse pickup available Bring out your dead! Full mortuary service (stuffing, embalming, make-up, soul weighing) Non-denominational funeral services Optional All-You-Can-Eat Buffet We apologize that we can no longer accept unsolicited bodies! OOC Notes ((OOC: This is our first pinky toe placed into the deep, deep lore lake that is LOTC. If we missed anything or made any lore mistakes please let us know and we can update the thread. We have a lot to learn and hope to get to know you and your characters.))
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