ThatFunkyBunch

Akamimipupa bestowed upon the universe two beings: Mapupua and Kawameha. The name Akamimipupa is mostly lost to the universe, however, their offspring remain in eternal battle. 

In the beginning there was nothing, but Mapupua was like… “LET THERE BE LIGHT”, and so there was light and Mapupua thought it was alright. And then Mapupua created the grass, and Mapupua said it was pretty good. And then Mapupua created nitroglycerin, and said it was based. And then Mapupua created the Wendy’s parking lot and said it was great. And then Mapupua created everything else and said “Aight, that’s a wrap”.