[Buying] Beard

[hjgklmn0ajuvxc 688]

-poster-

 

Hello good friends of mine. I do hope the sunshine is treating you well

I am looking to purchase a way to grow a beard.

Maybe some cream or paste that makes my beard grow really fast

Or maybe some magic

but I need a beard and quickly

Will pay

~Goat~

[Dr. Eggnog 74]

*a crazy old man wanders up to you, passing you several curled hairs, and a bottle of glue. He then speaks to you, in a voice filled with wisdom "I made these... With my face."

[leave me alone 995]

A Mahkoom Trade Enterprise representitive approaches Goat.

 

The man offers Goat a jar of cow dung. "Beard formula, rub on face and eat it. You will be bearded very soon. Three hundred minas."

[Tadmonster 54]

*glances around, shaving all of his unkempt beard off*

 

*nails the wad of hairs to the post with a note attached*

 

"On the house"

 

~Rokkur