Will Grow Beards For Cheap

[gam 386]

Beardmaster Gamle Irongut spreads posters around the land of Anthos. 

 

Hullo, Anthosians! I, Beardmaster Gamle Irongut, wish to spread the glory of facial hair all throughout the land! The more facial hair, the better! If you wish to have some help growing yourself a beard, leave a reply or send me a bird! Here is a list of our packaged offers:

 

Moustache - 40 minas

Sideburns - 50 minas

Mutton chops - 60 minas

Short beard - 70 minas

Glorious beard - 80 minas

Custom pack - 100 minas (give details)

 

Notice: Prices double for women and elves.

 

[Dizzy771 900]

[Lathros 377]

 

 

"I'll take one of those, please."

[hjgklmn0ajuvxc 688]

~dorn posts a letter below the poster~

I want a moustache grown ontop of my beard.  - dorn irontug 

 

 

 

Moustache - 40 minas

 

[lukejes 55]

Kwint finds a poster and smiles.

"Me fat'er's bringin' facial 'air teh Anthos. Ah 'ave a dream tat one day no sensible person will walk about wit' out a full beard on t'ere face!"

Kwint wanders off stroking his beautiful, perfect beard as he does so.

[๖ۣۜ§osa (E.G.I.E.) 520]

Raziel scratches his beard...

[Roguealicious 34]

*Alina chuckles to herself..*"I wonder how much it'd cost for an elven lady, doubled once or doubled twice?"*she mutters to herself, still giggling at how absurd she'd look with a beard.*

[Jistuma 1996]

A note is placed for the beardmancer

"I shall have a great work for you to do! A pink mustache, to be placed on a woman. A big mustache at that, but pink, the same color as her painted hair. I shall see if you are the beard master with this request. Also I will be paying up to 300 minas for this task. Contact me when you can."

A bird is left for a response to be sent.

[ℤ∃ʁ∅ 823]

A note is placed for the beardmancer

"I shall have a great work for you to do! A pink mustache, to be placed on a woman. A big mustache at that, but pink, the same color as her painted hair. I shall see if you are the beard master with this request. Also I will be paying up to 300 minas for this task. Contact me when you can."

A bird is left for a response to be sent.

NOT PAINTED!

[gam 386]

A note is placed for the beardmancer

"I shall have a great work for you to do! A pink mustache, to be placed on a woman. A big mustache at that, but pink, the same color as her painted hair. I shall see if you are the beard master with this request. Also I will be paying up to 300 minas for this task. Contact me when you can."

A bird is left for a response to be sent.

 

Gamle sends off a note via the bird.

 

"Why, I'd be happy to accept your challenge. When and where?"

[Jistuma 1996]

"Cloud Sanctuary as soon as possible" Another note is left

 

((Whenever you can get online and Zero as well.))

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*The Paragon Kjell begins to pull down on his beard braid, slowly releasing his facial folicals engulfing the floor before him. By several feet! the Paragon quickly whips the beard up, rolling it back into his magical braid.*

 

"Me finks Ah'm pretty set fer nooh, Gamle. W'en yer entoire beard fills anudder realm er sumfin Ah donae fink ye be needin' moar 'air."

[Dizzy771 900]

*The Paragon Kjell begins to pull down on his beard braid, slowly releasing his facial folicals engulfing the floor before him. By several feet! the Paragon quickly whips the beard up, rolling it back into his magical braid.*

 

"Me finks Ah'm pretty set fer nooh, Gamle. W'en yer entoire beard fills anudder realm er sumfin Ah donae fink ye be needin' moar 'air."

*Dizzy hears Kjell speaking and looks around for the long missing paragon, but can see only a silly human. He scratches his beard in confusion*

[Roux~ 10]

(( wait this is real?

[gam 386]

"Cloud Sanctuary as soon as possible" Another note is left

 

((Whenever you can get online and Zero as well.))

 

((I'm a bit busy this weekend, but I'll see what I can do. I'll send ya' a Skype request.))

 

 

 

(( wait this is real?

 

 

((Yup.))