The Goblin Paradise

[ToenailTickler 290]

Goboz! 

Wub iz ah gobo?

Goboz are the smallest kind of orc. They range from 4 feet to 6 feet, with 5'3" being an average. Goboz have slightly smaller tusks and bigger noses than the urukz and ologz. Goboz hair color ranges from black, red, and brown, mostly black. Goboz eyes are grey, black, red, blue, and much more. Goboz tend to be paler colors than other orcs, but still range from green, red, pale (Or white), and black. A rare strand of goboz were blue, but they were killed many years ago. 

Goboz are weaker and scrawnier than the bigger urukz. Yet they are considered smarter, and faster users of the noggin than urukz. Since they are smaller and scrawnier they tend to use 'Gang' tactics while fighting, crazied groups of goboz pose a large threat in orc lands, as they tend to get more violent the bigger the group. Goboz tend to wear more bits of armor, and human clothes seeing as it fits them, and offers better protection. Generally you'd find shoulder pads, ripped tunics, and pants being taken by goboz.

Goboz act the same as orcs, yet are slightly cautious and sometimes scared. Now some orcs call this 'Puzzehnez' but the goboz like to call it 'Zmurtnezz.' Why die when you can just stab the man from behind? Goboz are probably the easiest to understand since their tusks tend to be smaller, so they;re blah is somewhat less Zkah'd up.

 

Da Paradize!

Goboz live in a place now called the gobo paradise. The hierarchy of the goboz is based not around clans but 'Kompaniz.' The leader of the Pardise is called the Kompani Rex, and makes sure the main 'Kompaniz' do their jobs.

The current two companies are Tode and Goboeyes.

~GoboEyez~

What we do:

The only food that goboz eat are potatoes and chicken! This is because they are the only things that grow under ground. So we shall grow potatoes and breed chickens to feed the goboz!

Positions:

Kompani Leedur - They lead the company.

Spittifriz is the current leader.

Chicken Breeder - Grows and raises chickens. They give chickens to the Butcher when they wish to kill the chicken

Potato farmer - Potatoes can grow under ground! These farmers grow taters to eat. They give them to the cook to make taters out of.

Cook - They cook the taters and chickens. Get the taters from the farmers, and raw chicken from butchers.

Butchers - They kill and slice the chicken into chunks!

 

~Tode~

Goboz unlike urukz think stealing is fine. So to make money and get stuff for the gobo Horde, Tode shall take it from others! They loot Iron, armor, weapons, bows, and other nicknacks from the other races. They wear golden armbands.

Kompani Leedur - Leads the company on raids, and leads the company.

Current leader is Mik'Lur

Raider - They also steal things, but mainly raid as well.

Thieves - They steal from other races. The lowest rank.

 

~Goboerz~

  The Kompani of miners, lumberjacks, and smiths! We mine ores and cut trees, supplying the Gobo paradise with much needed materials. We have four ranks, and we wear crimson armbands. Zogrocka is the Kompani leader.

Kompani Leedur -- Leads the company

Miner -- Mines ores and gems. They hand their collected goods to a smith, dumping their cobble in a skah chest.

Lumberjack -- Cuts trees, handing the collected wood off to the Kompani leedur, saplings are also handed off.

Smith -- Smiths the ores and gems into useful tools, they hand their crafted tools, weapons, or armor off to the Kompani leedur.

 

 

 

To join a company just talk to one of the Kompani leedurz.

[cman64 66]

Arent those banners night goblin banners and your signature the snakebites banner? (warhammer and warhammer 40k)

[ToenailTickler 290]

Arent those banners night goblin banners and your signature the snakebites banner? (warhammer and warhammer 40k)

((The top banner is the Night Goblin army Bad moons banner from fantasy. The bottom is 40k Snakebite greenskins))

[craotor 617]

((I thought the top one was from the bad moonz lol))

[ToenailTickler 290]

((I thought the top one was from the bad moonz lol))

Actually yes that's correct. It's bad moons. Sorry, night goblin's moon has a big nose and looks different.

[cman64 66]

Actually yes that's correct. It's bad moons. Sorry, night goblin's moon has a big nose and looks different.

ok so you play 40k? or fantasy?

[ToenailTickler 290]

ok so you play 40k? or fantasy?

40k mostly

[cman64 66]

40k mostly

Which armies?

[ToenailTickler 290]

Which armies?

I field a chaos army. About 100 cultists, 1 Nurgle Daemon prince, and 1 chaos sorcerer.  With 10 or so nurgle bikers....

[cman64 66]

cool, i have roughly 2,500 point of tau, 2,000 points of orks, and im trying to revive a chaos army of the 13th company who are more like space wolf imposters 

[Lord of the Nublets 92]

((Why did this suddenly turn into a Warhammer 40k discussion?))

[ToenailTickler 290]

((Why did this suddenly turn into a Warhammer 40k discussion?))

((WHY DIDN'T IT????1/???//???/?? But anyways... no more 40k discussion... we shall make a thread for that in the OOC forum...))

Spittifiz puts up the new miner kompani

[IrishPerson 693]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.