The Starstruck Bandits Strike Again!

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The Starstuck Bandits stealthily slaughter the scum sitting in slimy silence.

 

The good brothers of war set out from their home one warm day of spring; they had one thing on their mind. Meat to eat, and meat to rend. One for the taste, one for the coin. Alras was today's target.

 

After a bit of walking on the road, exchanging banter and jokes along the way, the bandits arrived at their destination. One walked for the river, two for the chicken pens. The chickens stood no chance against the doubled thrusting and slashing of steel. Their bodies were now tonight's tasty meal. Then some horses died by the blade, their hides to be fashioned into boiled leather armor. Once the two brothers were satisfied, they walked to meet their third.

 

The third brother was living up to his name; the Starstruck Bandit was robbing two poor men on his lonesome, before his brothers arrived. The destitute men asked that the two brothers should slay the third. They happily obliged, and then happily rused. Two maimed men were looted. The Starstruck Bandits went off with a spring in their step.

 

That is, until a watchful GodMan arrived and threatened damnation.

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The Starstruck Bandits

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.