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A Public Letter To The Imperial Marshall

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A letter arrives on a tired, bloodied cow calf…

"Dear Biggun Losah Boy,

Clearly you don't have the smartness and kindness of ya emperor cause you just sent soldiers to murder our cows. You have pissed off me and my people and we are no longer even considering trading with you or a renewed vassalship.

Sincerely,

Fumble Fatass Willowbottom III "

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The halfling tribal leadership's letter does not make it to the Marshal.  Word of the manlet's frustration reaches several ensigns of the First Cohort who shrug and cringe before the news dissipates entirely.

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Kenneth Sees the note on the ground. As He picks it up, he cringes at the profound idiocy of the halflings as they scream insults at a person 100 miles away.
((Its a joke about s***-talking on the forums))

 

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