Dopey1992 20 Share Posted January 26, 2015 A small note is sent to the King -------------------------------------------------------- Walkin' to teh University, eye've seen a gap in our defenc'. Weh haeve ay shoineh new big gaet bu' there's still a big 'underbelly'. Teh path to teh Universiteh 's compl'tly unguarded - No gaet, no guardtowers, no nuthin'. And aes maney kno', ye can go frem teh main road to the left, past me' wagon, right into teh Universiteh. Insoide teh Universiteh, ye caen go straight to our cap'tal. Shouldn't weh haev sum defenc's guardin' teh passageways through teh Universiteh? Eye'm no militaristic maest'rmoind, but eye thenk ets ay matter of time b'fore our enemies foind this out. Eye plea fer more defenc's guardin' our Cap'tal. Sinc'rly, Kron'Undi -------------------------------------------------------- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaDelta 969 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Lilum says, "Still nae see w'oi weh 'ave ah Universiteh in t'e firs' place w'en maff es fawken useless. We're Dwed, weh onleh nee' teh knuh 'ow teh moine, smiff, tinkah, build, 'nd drink ale fo' fawks sake, weh learn t'a' normleh, less yer ah Treebea', t'en yeh go'a beh taught t'is shoite. Fawk t'e Treebear's." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby123 115 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Sharr smiles and chuckles a little he replys to the lad "Nay worra lad, et es bin noted for time, et wull Ben fixed soon nouf, dust web nay at war nay more" Sharr turns to lilly smiling he pats him on the head "Shut deh fek up tard, es will beg used son enouf, meh beh wid ye brain ye could use few year at deh place t' try'n mek ye normal" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaDelta 969 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Sharr smiles and chuckles a little he replys to the lad "Nay worra lad, et es bin noted for time, et wull Ben fixed soon nouf, dust web nay at war nay more" Sharr turns to lilly smiling he pats him on the head "Shut deh fek up tard, es will beg used son enouf, meh beh wid ye brain ye could use few year at deh place t' try'n mek ye normal" Lilum turns to face him as well, "Ye wanneh guh Sha'? Ah'll fawken kick yer arse at moinin' 'nd smiffin, 'nd just 'bou' evreht'ing else ah said ef yeh 'eard et! Yeh nae need ah fawken school w'en yeh can jus' fawken pick up a pick 'nd work. Yer bein' ah fawken lazeh arse wif yer fawken books. Ah meh beh 'n Oirngu' 'nd can duh magic 'nd shoite, but yeh s'ould learn from experience t'en pu'in yer fawken face en wasted papah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh3738 3137 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Zahrer nods slightly, adding it to the list of things to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aengoth 2890 Share Posted January 30, 2015 "Stop fokin' notin' s'oite an get er done." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James 425 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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