George De Sofa

[FORƎST 1312]

What is your Minecraft Account Name?: Crunk

 

 

 

What is your ingame Character Name?: Chimp of Bar

 

 

 

What is your Character’s Race?: Neanderthal

 

 

 

Have you read and familiarized with all server rules and the villain rules?: sure

 

 

 

Links to any previous villain applications (for reference, these can be from previous characters, or previously denied applications to show how you’ve improved): none

 

 

 

What VA are you applying for?: I am applying to become a state sanctioned forum troll.

 

 

 

Why is your character the way he/she is?  What has led them to a path requiring a Villain Application?: My physical appearance has forced me to lead a life at the mercy of cyber bullying and metal abuse. :(

 

I write shitposts in order to save myself from the mental anguish I experience daily.

 

 

 

What are his/her motives?  What do you plan to gain from this?: For every man, woman and child that falls prey to my trolling, I gain a portion of their youth.

 

 

 

What moral boundaries does your character have, if any?: everyone is fair game. >:)

 

 

 

What general kind of Villain will you be? (Bandit, Pirate, Raider, Madman, Cultist, Antihero, Destroyer Of Worlds, etc etc…): Loveable shitposter. 

 

 

 

 

Open Response - Answer at least two of the open ended scenarios below. Do not powergame, metagame, or do anything else rulebreaking or unrealistic. Each scenario is designed with no particular objective in mind and is open ended deliberately. Assume your character is in each position, regardless of their normal situations:

 

 

-An elderly man with a walking stick(possibly a staff), a middle aged woman in a flowing dress, and a teenage boy with a sword hanging on his belt are walking down the road, with no others in sight that you can tell... 

 

I whip out my trusty iphone 4s. When I am confident that the family is not looking, I snap a meriad of pictures of them as we cross paths.

 

Now I go to work. I load up the pictures into microsoft paint and go through the images meticulously. I select the lettering tool. I proceed to deface the visage of the people via nitpicking their clothing, poster and facial expressions.

 

When I feel that my work is done, I upload the jpg to 4chan, to gain the approval of my fellow hackers. I wipe my sweaty hands onto my week old shirt and retreat into my bedroom for a night of gaming, dew, and doritos.