Heff 2460 Share Posted June 19, 2015 ~*<>*~ The Proper Way to Escaping Athera Alive By Fumble F. Willowbottom Step 1. Make a list of all valuables and family relics within your burrow and hidden around the village. When **** hits the hog we don't want you to be caught with your overalls down. Make sure you and your family know what they are gonna be packing onto the ship. Step 2. When the lightning, asteroids, undead, or anything else signifying we need to leave this world arrives hastily pack all your supplies into secure ale (water-tight) barrels. Step 3. Tighten your trousers and run like a maniac down the road and over the hills until you reach the Pumpkin Husk Port. Load your stored goods and family members onto the crane to be dropped into the ships crowded cargo bay while you enjoy some ale in the Port Tavern. Step 4. Once everything is finished, board the boat and sail off to a new land leaving the thera to drown in hellfire, natural disaster, and/or undead! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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