Elder's Edict On Evacuation Procedure

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The Proper Way to

Escaping Athera Alive

By Fumble F. Willowbottom

 

Step 1.

Make a list of all valuables and family relics within your burrow and hidden around the village. When **** hits the hog we don't want you to be caught with your overalls down. Make sure you and your family know what they are gonna be packing onto the ship. 

 

Step 2.

When the lightning, asteroids, undead, or anything else signifying we need to leave this world arrives hastily pack all your supplies into secure ale (water-tight) barrels.

 

Step 3.

Tighten your trousers and run like a maniac down the road and over the hills until you reach the Pumpkin Husk Port. Load your stored goods and family members onto the crane to be dropped into the ships crowded cargo bay while you enjoy some ale in the Port Tavern.

 

Step 4.

 

Once everything is finished, board the boat and sail off to a new land leaving the thera to drown in  hellfire, natural disaster, and/or undead!

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