What's Your Excuse? (Game)

[Appie 221]

I've seen a couple of forums games and I'm addicted to rep so I thought I'd make my own...

The game is really easy, one person starts with something they don't like doing, the next person has to come up with an excuse (Go full retard if you want to)
-Example-

Person 1 - Go mow the lawn!

Person 2 - Can't because my fortune teller advised against it :/
                 Go outside and mow the lawn!!

Person 3 - Sorry, forgot to tell you that I usually don't go out on Days that end with "day"
                 Stop fapping!!  Do the dishes.

And so on, try to make the orders funny too, well I guess I'll start this...

No more porn!!  Go to bed

[Matheus 559]

I don't have a bed.

Stop Trolling ****-posting.

[Matheus 559]

But there's people outside.

 

Go to summer school.

[Arkelos 1027]

But i'm 25 years old

 

Eat anchovy pizza

[drfate786 1690]

Go kill your parents!

[Matheus 559]

My parents were killed by orcs.

 

Go break the server rules (Bonus points if an FM or GM replies to this one)

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.