An Elf, An Orc, And A Dwarf Walk Into A Bar...

[MrWizzard 59]

I thought it'd be funny to make race jokes about the different people of LOTC. Let the racial stereotypes flow! Feel free to contribute!

 

 

An Elf, an Orc and a Dwarf are sitting in a bar. Suddenly, a fly dives into each of their beers. The Elf says, "Barman, a fly just dived into my beer. Bring me another one." and is given another beer. The Orc says, "Ah, ta nether wit it." and drinks his pint, fly and all. The Dwarf pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes the fly up and down, and screams, "Spit it out, damn you! Spit it out!"

 

 

A Elf, an Orc and a Dwarf find a wizard on the top of a tall cliff. The wizard orders them to jump off the cliff,

but he also promises that if they say anything while falling, they will get it at the bottom of the cliff. So first, the Dwarf jumps off the cliff and shouts, "Giant Mushroom!" and so he lands on a giant mushroom. Then the Elf jumps off the cliff, and he shouts, "Leaves!" and so he lands on some leaves. Finally the Orc runs to jump off the cliff, but he trips on a rock just before the jump and says, "Krap!"

[SpiltMemes 368]

This amuses me.

Make more.

[jamesb 218]

I laughed.

10/10 yey

[Parkins 550]

I like it.

 

If you make one about Necromancers you will have my love.

[Ragadorus 113]

I thought it'd be funny to make race jokes

Best way to start a post.

[Matheus 559]

You have pontential Todd. 7/10.

[MrWizzard 59]

 

I like it.

 

If you make one about Necromancers you will have my love.

 

 

An elf, an orc and a dwarf are accused of necromancy, the punishment being struck with hammers until every bone of the accused's body were broken. However the townsfolk are decent people, so they devise a test. To each they ask "Do you have anything to say about the scandal between the mayor and the wife of the baker from two years ago?" The dwarf said "Nay." so they let him go. The Orc says "Nug." and he to was released. The elf said "Well I think it could ha-" "GET 'IM!"

[Parkins 550]

Aha! That was pretty good. Here is my heart.

 

[Jygg 330]

Make one about Kha.

[mmat 7460]

Make one about Kha.

 

Aren't the kha a joke already?

[InterstellarMage 0]

Why don't elves make good construction workers?

 

They go on strike whenever they use a non-wood material

 

 

Why don't dwarves make good barbers?

 

They'll stop at 2 inches of hair and call it a 'Full shave'

 

I tried, you guys...

[Jygg 330]

Aren't the kha a joke already?

 

Nice.

[InterstellarMage 0]

I kinda wanna make a joke about orcs and how no one really can get them in their first apps to the server if they make that their character....

 

halp pls

[Jygg 330]

A new player makes a white list application.

 

"Uruks killed his parents"

 

Denied: Cliche parent deaths.

 

"But Uruks killed my parents irl..."

 

ATmember: "_"

 

I tried...

[InterstellarMage 0]

Guys! I finally did it!

 

Who let the dogs out?

The Kharajyr, so they wouldn't be a playable race