The Goldhand Expedition: The Dig Begins.....

[KarmaDelta 969]

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"Soon!", yells Durack Goldhand at the top of his lungs as he stands atop the supposedly abandoned fort near the tent city of the Dwarves.

 

"Teh expedition 'as been takin' some toime tuh fawken ge' tuget'ah! Recen'leh, as en ah fawken week o' tuh o' some shoite, ah nae realleh remembah! Bu' teh fac' ove teh ma'ah es, some weiyad lad came up tuh meh ehn dis vereh camp 'nd said 'e'd fawken 'elp us! Ah nae realleh ca'e wot all ove yeh t'ink ove dis, since ahm teh lea'ah anehwehs, bu' ah go' rid ove teh research division cause ove dis strange bloke. Ahm nae un tuh bloin'leh guh wiff people, bu' ahm a hypocri'e! Har har! 'e said 'slong as weh protec' 'im uhn ou'a rummage, since 'e did seh dat somefin ss undahneaf teh pi', weh'd ge' treasure. Alsah, boi weh, ah mean Gol'an's. Ah've 'eard teh ci'eh es almos' done 'swell, suh ahm decoidin dat aftah all ove yeh w'o are paht ove et, as ehn teh Gol'an's 'nd Conan's legion frien's, along wiff dat un random Dwarf's name ah nae realleh asked fo', weh will depaht aftah t'ree o' suh stone dehs! Beh dere! Ah'll 'ave teh camp se' up ehn a few stuhn dehs moiself!", after his long shouts throughout the camp, annoying a great many Dwarves, and inspiring the rest, he ends with parting words.

 

"Fer treasure 'nd artifac's! Fawk teh system! Fo' Grimdugan! Fo' Ahmakak! Fo' Ogradhad! Bu' realleh, mos'leh fo' Grimdugan! Dis'll make us rich lads! Har har har!"

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29 minutes ago, arockstar28 said:

"Ah can bring some o' man golems, Durack. T'ey moite come o' use. Ah also understand 'ow t'anhium works and ways tu keep warm w'en near et."

 

Durack would hear from this Dwarf, recognizing him as that clan hopper that was called out by his original clan, but just shakes his head and decides to answer bluntly,

"Ah nae need yeh. Evreht'ings been taken ca'e ove. Fawk golems anehwehs, fawken t'ings onleh listen tuh t'ere mastahs o' wotevah. Ah nae trus' somefin ah nae make moiself... Plus, as ah said, ah alreadeh go' a moi uhn solution."

 

Durack would laugh at his last remark, remembering his meeting with the strange human sized figure that asked for his assistance in a trade.

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