Sermons and Shekels

[Pancakehz 2279]

As Dwarves go about their daily business in their capital, a small group of Dwedmar gather within The Dancing Igor. Grand King Kardel Irongut steps up to the bar and orders every Dwed two ales for the sermon. As the Dwarves take their seats, Kardel begins speaking.

 

"Mah kin... ah come befer yuh tuh tell yeh o' our ancient religious practices! Nuh maneh o' yeh knuh but Dwarves may not breed wif aneh otheh races but our uhn! Yemekar es the true god an' suh weh must follow 'is commandments! Among t'ese are... Yemekar nakbar, er en common, Yemekar es great!" Kardel goes on to tell the Dwarves of many different practices ranging from the worst of sins to exceptions to the rules.

 

After many hours of speaking, Kardel removes a small hat called a Yemekippa from his pocket. He places it upon his head and looks around the room at the other Dwedmar. Duren Hammerfist rises from his seat and places a similar hat upon his head. The two Dwarves watch as many other Dwarves begin putting on hats, Fili Grandaxe, Zahrer Irongrinder, Tharggus Hammerfist, Darek Hammerfist, Fimlin Grandaxe. One by one the Dwarves begin stepping forward to claim their glorious Yemekippas!

 

The Dwarves each received a Yemekippa and swiftly made their way home to gather their wares to sell in Felsen. After each Dwed had gathered what they thought to be valuable, they began their march to Felsen. Upon arrival, the Dwarves begin shouting and proclaiming their illustrious deals on iron, jewelry, and many more goods. The Dwarves immediately set to work on selling their items and watch as the shekels roll in. The Dwarves look at one another in amazement at the amount of shekels being accumulated.

 

The selling continues for a few hours until the Dwarves run out of goods. Guards begin gathering around innocently to buy the wares yet the Dwarven PTSD suddenly kicks in. "T'ey 'ave gas potions! Run fer et!" shouts Kardel. As quickly as they arrived, the Dwarves disappear, the shekels being dragged along with them.

 

                                                           

                                                                Yemekar Nakbar!

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