REMOVE COURAT

[colovian fur 8362]

REMOVE COURAT

"You dirty, double-crossing, rat."

The 25th of the Sun's Smile, 1607

 

 

Rufus Strablaski makes his way into the realm of Mardon, wearing his brother's rusted plate and carrying but a sack over his shoulder. He'd been traveling for days, his home removed from the burning of Haense. He stops, looking over the various bystanders before barring his yellowed teeth. Suddenly, he climbed atop a table, shouting:

 

"AM MAKE OF SPEECH."

 

Various onlookers halted, looking at the smelly at the smelly man. Some were irritated at his interruption, others curious as to what the strelt had to say.

 

"Am Rufus Strablaski. Am rat-catcher and rightful Baron of Svetsky. Am make remove of Courat."

 

A scoff and several shaking heads, the crowd began to disperse before the Ratcatcher yelled with fury, shouting at the top of his lungs:

 

"Remove Courat! Remove Courat you am worst Staunton. You am the Staunton idiot you am the Staunton smell. Return to Couraland. To our Courland cousins you may come our kindom. You may live in the zoo….Ahahahaha, Urguan we will never forgeve you. Cetnik rascal  but Staunton stink Urguan sqhipere shqipare.. Staunton genocide best day of my life. Take a bath of dead Staunton.. Ahahahahaha COURLAND WE WILL GET YOU! Do not forget war. Lorriane we kill the king, Lorraine return to your precious Metz….Hahahahaha idiot Staunton and Urguan smell so bad..Wow Rufus can smell it. REMOVE COURAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. Mardon plus Westerland plus Lorraine plus Haense equals kill Urguan… You will war. Marius alive in Haense, Marius making parchment of Haense. Fast bard Marius Haense. We are rich and have aurum now hahahaha ha because of Marius… you am poor stink Staunton… You live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt. Marius alive number one in Haense ….**** the Courland ,..**** ashol Stauntons no good I spit in the mouth eye of your flag and kingdom. Marius alive and real strong king kill all the Staunton farm aminal with Barbanov magic now we the Haense rule. Ape of the zoo king Tobias Staunton **** the great Ibless and lay egg this egg hatch and Urguan wa;s born. Stupid baby form the egg give back our clay we will crush you like a skull of pig. Haense greatest kingdem."

 

Absolute silence.

"Make of thanks."

 

Rufus would make his way off, continuing on his venture to prepare for total war. He stopped at a Mardonic toy store to pick up his favorite childhood board game, before seeking out Otto to face him.

 

 

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+ MAKE REMOVE OF RAT + 

[iris1612 1780]

Nikolai sheds a tear at the man's inspirational speech, becoming invigorated with kingslaying fervor

 

 

 

"So.. who's Courland supporting for the new King of Lorraine?"

[Daisy 9739]

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