roleplay Hoamspudd's Hoo-kah Smoke & Toke

[Maury 411]

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An unofficial missive is posted in Hoamspudd’s Hoo-kah Smoke & Toke shop for all passerby’s and patrons of the Cactus Green smoke shop to see. It reads as follows:

 

Greetings fellow residents and citizens of Curonia, I am Caelen Hoamspudd – a recently established resident of Cyrilsburg. Several days after the Freedom Festival of Cyrilsburg, the Duke of Curonia privately approached me on the 17th of The Amber Cold, 1698 to inquire upon the possibility of making a Cactus Green shop in Cyrilsburg. At this, I immediately took it upon myself to gain permission to renovate The Den located on the corner of Falkenrath Avenue into what will now be called Hoamspudd’s Hoo-kah Smoke & Toke. With the future completion of this shop, I expect to see a greater common knowledge on the use of, properties, precautions and benefits to smoking the Cactus Green herb. I intend to educate all lovers of the mind-enhancing medicinal euphoria of CG and newcomers to its splendor on its safe use, health benefits, and precautions to consumption. Here is some helpful information for all you Smokers & Tokers out there:

 

Terms for this missive:

-      CGD (Cactugreendiol)

Extract in CG that accounts for the absolute lowest psychoactive effects

-      TCG (Tetrahydrocactugreendiol)

Extract in CG with most psychoactive effects

 

Health Benefits:

-          Pain relief

-          Chronic pain relief

-          Alcoholism rehabilitation

-          Drug addiction rehabilitation with Opioids

-          Reduces symptoms of: Depression, PTSD, social anxiety, muscle spasms, night terrors, epilepsy and seizure disorders, inflammation (strands high in CGD)

-          Helps treatments in certain diseases or injuries such as:

o   Cancer

o   Spinal Cord Injury

o   Multiple Sclerosis

o   Spinal Cord Disease

o   Arthritis

o   Epilepsy

o   Inflammatory Bowel Disease

o   Insomnia

o   Inflammatory Muscle Disease

 

Health Risks:

Short-term effects

-          Can affect: Short-term memory problems, Severe anxiety disorders

-          Can cause Paranoia

-          Loss of sense of personal identity

-          Lowered reaction time

-          Increased heart rate (risk of heart attack)

-          Increased risk of stroke

-          Impaired motor functions and coordination (Not advised that citizens use CG before horseback riding)

-          Sexual problems with male performance

 

Long-term effects

 

-          Declined mental capacity in cases of prolonged use in people aged 17 years or younger, while 18 is the ideal age for recommended consumption

-          Poor educational performance

-          Impaired thinking and lowered ability to learn and perform complex tasks

-          Antisocial behavior that may include stealing or lying

-          Increased dependence on others, whether physically or financially

-          Possible sterilization in males

 

For optimal usage:

-          Don’t look at your reflection in water or glass

-          Don’t smoke & ride or smoke & spar

-          Keep munchies close

-          Smoke with a friend or lover

-          Smoke responsibly

-          Keep away from kids aged 17 and under

-          Smoke while in a good mood, bad moods can lead to bad-trips

-          Strands high in TCG are good for head-highs

-          Strands high in CGD are good for body-highs and treatment

 

Hoamspudd’s Hoo-kah Smoke & Toke is yet to be opened, but I expect that with this being read by any whom frequent the smoke shop in it’s inactivity will find they are still welcome to come in and converse, ask questions, and secure future purchases.

 

DISCLAIMER: All research above was pioneered by Scholar Airebys Sylric from the Grand Library of Dragur

 

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There is no more text to the missive.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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