A camp fire game for Cubs and Clan Elders alike

[LPT 771]

On a dark night of Malin’s Welcome, an ancient Orc sits around a campfire in the Uzg. He, a normally melancholy and sarcastic being has a slight smile on his face, a sense of pride. Why might you ask? He is about to share some of the most important forms of wisdom he can to a group of impressionable Orc Kubs. Zabgub’Gorkil is going to share what two friends can do to pass the time when they are bored while strengthening themselves for ‘wagh’...

 

”Lizun tu mi blah Kubz... Lung lung tik ago when mi wuz kub liyke lat. Mi kame ob wiyth agh gayme. Ah gayme zu hozh mi klomping zkool mayde ah tournameynt ob it... Mi won duh tournameynt by duh whey. ”

 

All of the Orc Kubs look at the old Orc waiting for him to speak more

 

”Duh gayme iz zimpul. Lat knuw huw tu headbutt riyght?”

 

The group nods slowly in response, not daring to speak while such an old Orc is telling a story

 

“Latz face azh ahn uther und let headbutt each uther untiyl zomeazh kant ztand ob. Duh ash standing iz duh winnur. Wunt to try?”

 

 The eager Orc Kubs all stand up, grabbing a partner and proceed to rapidly headbutt each other until one of them can’t stand. Laughs are heard across the campfire.

 

(( Just a fun little game to play in the Uzg when things are slow. OOC rules are simple. Emote proceeding to headbutt each other and then both players roll 20 until someone lands on 20 out of 20 first. The person who lands on it delivers a knock out headbutt to their opponent. You do NOT have to wait for the person to roll before you do, just keep rolling as quick as possible to get as many chances at 20/20 as possible before your opponent does. Have fun, use this game or don’t. I’m not the cops.))

[osumanduas 1442]

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