THE 2ND GRAPEVINE IMPERIAL POLL

[Draeris 3124]

THE GRAPEVINE   

Lending you the finest whispers in town

Occasionally, loyal correspondents of THE GRAPEVINE participate in polling to gauge the sentiments that exist among the commonfolk. This way, The Empire does not die in darkness as the opinions of the common man are properly presented through artistic expressions of statistics. Respondents reply to certain arguments that THE GRAPEVINE feel represent the current state of affairs properly.   

96% of our respondents answered ‘NO’, whereas Alice Capet & Leonard II de Ruyter answered ‘YES’.

 

83% of our respondents answered ‘YES’, whereas 17% of our respondents answered ‘NO’.

 

THE ANNUAL MOST METROSEXUAL CAPITAL OF OREN AWARD

Our respondents answered:

HELENA - 46%

VES - 24%

REZA - 12%

AVALAIN - 10%

WARWICK - 8%

 

Helena wins the title of MOST METROSEXUAL CAPITAL, standing proudly over all the other cities. Congratulations, Helena!

When asked for an explanation about their vote, recurring themes were:

“Warwick.. Hmm.. ((Wait bro isn’t that some British city or some sh*t?))” 

“Reza wasn't going to be my first pick.. But the Barclays though..”

“Ves has an odd obsession with roses, very feminine.”

 

[Evonpire 2014]

Checking if his parents aren’t watching, the eight year old Aleksandr Renault II quietly mutters “What the ****”

 

[Draeris 3124]

12 minutes ago, Evonpire said:

Checking if his parents aren’t watching, the eight year old Aleksandr Renault II quietly mutters “What the ****”

 

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