OCTAVIAN WINS IBA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

[Noer 577]

 

 

 

SCANDAL ON THE SQUARED CIRCLE

OCTAVIAN WINS THE GOLD
BEATS CHEATING HAENSEMEN CONRAD BARCLAY
IN THE FOURTH OFFICIAL ROUND

 

 

It was a battle between two fighters--Octavian the Bruiser, a historied fighter with a bone to pick, and Conrad the Haensman, a senator from the North who had bested nearly all of the fourth Brigade--Octavian’s dearest friends, and closest rivals. Indeed, it seemed apparent that Octavian was more upset that he was not fighting Sir Adrian than that he was fighting a man who had beaten all of his friends. 

 

In the first round, a series of dominant strikes by the Northern menace led to a crushing defeat for Octavian, who, for the first time, looked as if he had realized that this fight would not be a pushover. There was, perhaps a trace of fear in the Bruiser’s eyes.

 

Then, a stunning discovery. Conrad had tested positive for PEDs, some magical substance that boosted his metabolism and increased his physical resistance! It would seem as if Conrad gained more stamina than he exerted as each fight went on and on!

 

This did not deter the Bruiser, however. In perhaps the greatest comeback in IBA History, despite a dramatic first round, Octavian came back with the vengeance of the entire Fourth Brigade, a draconic right hook, a fiery uppercut, and then a reptilian left jab rounding out three knockdowns to culminate in a T.K.O, granting Octavian the first IBA Heavyweight Championship.

 

 

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