Event - The River Running Festival

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 – T H E  R I V E R  R U N N I N G  F E S T I V A L –

– Owynsburg – Friday 5/8/2020 – ~5-12 PM EST –

H E A R ,  H E A R !!!

Ye’ Heartlanders, Ye’ Highlanders

 

Lads ‘n lasses, this Saint’s Weekend marks a merry celebration of LIFE, LOVE, AND LIBERTY! The RIVER RUNNING FESTIVAL! Folk far and near, rich and poor, high and low- all are invited to a night of FOOD, SPIRITS, and MUSIC! Ye’ can expect contests in drinking, wrestling, and dancing- all to the tune of HIGHLAND FOLK SONGS and DAELISH JIGS! Try our fine selection of cod, salmon, baked potatoes, and butter-fried mushrooms. It’s a POTLUCK- so you’re welcome to bring your own dishes! Whiskey, wine, and beer will all be available to celebrants- YE’ BEST ENJOY RESPONSIBLY!

 

OUTLINE: (Times TBA)

I) Wrestling Contest II) Lord’s Prayer

III) Supper IV) Drinking Contest

V) Dancing VI) Open Stage

VII) Second Supper VIII) Bonfire

 

GOD Bless!

Father Anseld Dunaidh

U P D A T E !!!

Good Folk,

 

The FESTIVITIES will begin at (( 5 PM )) today and continue into the evening! Proceeds from food will be used in service of Kaedreni poor, either in the provision of amenities and books or assistance with property taxes. If ye’ would like to make a donation or assist with running the festival, seek me--Father ANSELD--out at your convenience. Godspeed, my children!!!

 

 

 

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Bishop Erasmus chuckles, reading the announcement. “I’ll be sure to be there to enjoy the festivities!”

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Anseld attaches an update to the original announcement, as well as a setlist with festival music. 
 

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