The Trash Goi [Trash Gobo Returns]

[Papa Liam 960]

 

[!] The sewers of the world for the last few decades have been thoroughly investigated, scavenged, and protected by none other than Tuzbug’Krap, more infamously known as “The Trash Gobo.” In the days of his former glory, the Goblin would collect copious amounts of garbage, and wheel them back to his hideaway in San’Torr, during the days of Axios. Whilst the Goblin had a passion for garbage collection, in an effort to appease the trash spirit, Krap, he would then happily operate as a pawn shop, reselling valuables and buying items he considered cross a certain threshold of “shininezz.” Additionally, the Trash Gobo was a notorious inventor and smith, creating strange and innovative contraptions to export across the continent, although his breakthroughs were never considered to be groundbreaking (apparently the duel blade/fishing rod wasn’t viewed as practical, as test subjects routinely stabbed themselves whilst casting a line). Although granted a fruitful and incredible career, he was branded as a white-wash upon the birth of his short-lived multi-racial son, Lil’ Trashy, a creation many considered an abomination. Ever since, The Trash Gobo has been unsuccessful in reclaiming the former glory of his trash emporium.

 

Until now.

 

 

 

THE TRASH GOI

Operated by Tuzbug’Krap, the Trashgoth of Clan Krap

 

”Ohhhhhh, yub, yub, yub!” the Gobo exclaimed. “Mi trazh empyre. . . itz finali upen fur buzinezz agayn! Latz wunt shiniez? Kum n’ get ‘emz! Latz wunt krap? Kum n’ get ‘emz!”

 

 

The Trash Gobo’s Emporium, dating back to the days of Axios, were one of the cultural revolutions which has lead to the industrial significance of goblin contributions in today’s Orcish society. Those glorious discoveries and talents are now being expanded beyond, with the establishment of the new Trash Goi, situated in the sewers of New Reza. The sewers of New Reza were chosen for their accessibility, dense traffic, and spaciousness. This new trash goi, one would hope, shall return the great trash collection operation once implemented ages ago. Do not be alarmed if you see a small goblin waltzing down your street, asking for this week’s trash.

The Trashgoth’s responsibilities are as follows;

• To establish routine trash collection services across the realm.
• To sell and purchase bountiful and precious items in an effort to appease Krap.
• To utilize the available resources in order to create feats of technological innovation.

 

The Trash Goi is located under the sewer hatch to the left of the produce store in New Reza.

 

 

Praise Krap!

 

((You can always message me if you’d like to access the Trash Goi, but I’m not around.))

Papa_Liam

Liam#7649