Governess Yearly Volume 1 Edition 2

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VOL. 1

EDITION. 2

Poets & Tea Publishing

Two Minas per Edition

GOVERNESS YEARLY

New Reza, Haense
Malin’s Welcome | 1776

 

Written by: Adelaide Myrrh

Published by: P&T Publishing

Pg. 1

Children’s Fashion

‘Trending Clothes & Fabrics’

 

Lord Francis Leon  | Drawn and Painted by Adelaide Myrrh

 

Lord Francis Leon wears a dashing pale coat adorned with cream colored flowers, a completely but definitely bold change in the normal wearings of Haensmen. Contrary to what one might think about floral prints on men, young Lord Francis Leon is able to master a beautiful balance between classiness and fashion forwardness.

 

His solid gray breeches and waistcoat add a wonderful contrast that brings everything together. It adds a light subtleness of formality but allows the main coat to be played with more.

 

Also for aspiring tailors or fashionable little lords and ladies, note how the simplicity of the stockings, shoes, and other pieces of clothing do not draw away from the main focus; the coat. I can’t wait to see the many future coats Francis Leon will wear as he grows up.

Pg. 2

An Interview

‘Thoughts of a Josephite’

Angelika Bykov 

 

I was given the opportunity to speak with Angelika Bykov, an accomplished politician and entrepreneur. I believe that it’s important for our youth and especially those who will one day lead our great nations to be politically active and involved. Here’s some information from the Josephite herself, Angelika Bykov.

 

An Interview With Angelika Bykov | Written and Conducted by Adelaide Myrrh

 

Adelaide “With the recent elections, what do you expect from the House of Commons and do you think that this new group of politicians will be successful or not?”

 

Angelika “Frankly, I am quite optimistic in regards to the reformed House of Commons. The Josephite Party has a majority of seven out of twelve members, and an independent who leans towards our side. Also, the attendance record is much better than the previous House of Commons. All in all, I am very optimistic that the new Commons shall pass many successful bills within the current tenure.”

 

Adelaide “So if I’m correct, your political stance is the Josephite party opposed to everadine so why the josephite party and what does it stand for?”

 

Angelika “The Josephite Party is the more progressive party. In short, we believe in a free and fair economy, provincial rights, and the unalienable rights of life, liberty, and property. We are truly the party for the future.”

 

Adelaide “What are some of the things you’ve done along with the Josephite Party?”

 

Angelika “Well, I have assisted the Josephite Party in winning the elections for the past three terms in the House of Commons. The Josephites have passed a plethora of bills in the Commons, some of my favorites being the Evictions Act of 1772 by Sir Konstantin Wick, and the Lemonade Legal Reforms Act of 1776 by Sir Lauritz Christiansen. Next Saint's Day, I am to present an Act of my own by the name of the Sutican Relocation Act. This Act shall provide homes within the Empire for Sutican refugees.”

 

Adelaide “Why is it important for our young people to be politically active?”

 

Angelika “Every citizen of the Empire should have a say in their country's government. For this reason, the right to vote is granted to all citizens. Each denizen of the Empire should use this valuable vote wisely so that they can truly have a say in their government. This is why staying connected and up to date with the politics of Oren is of utmost important so that everyone can be a wise voter. In addition, a new, younger generation of future politicians is needed to someday take the place of myself and my colleagues, once we retire from the political realm.”

 

Adelaide “What can I and others do to learn more about our officials and the laws that are passed?”

 

Angelika “Well, I would recommend attending the House of Commons sitting. Much of the Empire's politics are debated on the floor of Varoche Hall. The sittings are held bi-yearly. In addition, I recommend reading up about the two main political parties, the Josephites and the Everardines. Also, reading the works of major and revolutionary politicians can teach a student very much.”

 

Adelaide “Thank you! Is there anything else you’d like to share?”

 

Angelika “Once again, I implore you all to use your vote wisely. Do not vote blindly and do not vote with your heart, and instead, with you all. And thank you, Miss Myrrh for interviewing me today.”

 

Pg. 3

Politics

‘A concerning Address’

 

 

This letter was sent to Poets & Tea publishing, with an address from Kaedrin. No sender was named on the envelope nor has anyone claimed to have sent the letter. The contents of this letter have not yet been proven to be true or false by my sources but if true these secret negotiations will lead to a pandora box of other secrets kept between national officials.

 

Pg. 4

Recipes

‘Dinner of the Year’

Salmon Pie

 

Ingredients:

 

- 1 lb. Salmon Fillets

- 1 tsp. Parsley

- ¼ tsp. Sage

- ¼ tsp. Ginger

- ¼ tsp. Salt

- ⅛ tsp. Pepper

- ⅛ tsp. Anise

 

Instructions:

 

Remove any skin from salmon. Roll out half of the pastry on a floured surface, and place salmon in the middle. Add remaining ingredients and cover with the rest of the pastry. Seal edges with water and cut to shape if desired. Bake at 350° until golden - about 40 minutes.

Serve Hot!

 

Pg. 5

Fun Facts & Funnier Jokes

Fun Fact. 1

Did you know Erik Kortrivech once mapped the whole world once in a small boat?

 

What is the name of a castle for stoners?

Fort Wenty

 

Fun Fact. 2

Did you know the longest reigning Haense King was Adrik II?

 

What did the medieval obgyn say to his patients?

At your cervix m’lady

 

Fun Fact. 3

Did you know Siegrad was the first city of Haense?

 

Why was Sir Lancelot always tired?

He always worked the Knight Shift

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In Memorial

‘Remembering Those We’ve Lost’

The most recent battles with scyfling forces have resulted in a heavy loss of Haensmen. The Great Battle for the North resulting in the most casualties and a saddening loss for the Haense Army. It’s important that we commemorate them not for dying a brave death but for their service to keeping the people of New Reza and all of Haense safe. Please keep the families of those listed below in your prayers:

 

Alaric Stafyr

Adryana Cecilya Barbanov

Aleksandra Ludovar

Aleksey Kazirov

Brandon Vanir

Ivan Ruthern

Johann Peter

Karl Heinz

Kirstine Christiansen

 

 

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“Hey! That’s my son!” says Lauritz as he reads Governess Yearly, as he does every time a new edition is released. “Oh, and I can’t wait to make the Salmon Pie!”