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Edition #23

Ram Ranch Explosion

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Breaking News and DNN Exclusive! Apparently the major dwarven farm, Ram Ranch, has exploded in a terrible incident. Ram Ranch is officially owned by the dwarven mega corporation, DwedCorpTM. DwedCorpTM spokespeople have officially come out and stated that the Ram Ranch incident was not caused by the company themselves but instead by rogue human bioterrorists. The farm is the major food source for the nation of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan and major food shortages are expected to happen with a possible depression in the economy. The Grand Legion under Dimlin Irongut has announced restrictions for entry in and out of the capital along with quarantines around the Ram Ranch area and possibly the Heffrum village. Top dwarven scientists have announced that a fungus disease is being spread by the explosion and warning that possible symptoms include paralysis, hallucinations, nausea, and muscle weakness. However, a possible cure for the disease has already been discovered which includes swallowing a bucket of lava or incredibly hot rocks.

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“Major food shortages? Ye ‘ave ter be joken, Dwed corp are just a private company.” Gildroc snorted.

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