A response to Slander!

[Britannicvs 2508]

[!] A piece of paper would be pinned to the notice-board in the Halfling village

Slander!

The year 638, Halfling Reckoning

 

As I went out for a stroll in the village, I came upon the following; slanderous message upon one of the trees.

 

[!] Below would be the words 'Little tyrant is WATCHING YOU', a roughly sketched picture of the caricature of Alfie Greenholm accompanying them.

Naturally, I was quite disgusted by the false attacks on my character, clearly in response to my raising of the villages wee-folk into a militia. I found them particularly apt considering that they do not apply to me in regards to the title of 'tyrant', instead I would say that I find the moniker of 'thug' more fitting for any attempts to slander myself. Nonetheless, I was more so disgusted by the vandalization of one of the villages trees to display this message, all for their malicious intent. 

 

Any criticism, I accept, as long as it is made constructively. But in this case, it was not. I encourage all to voice concerns regarding the militia to me, but I ask that they do so personally, and not in a way that harms the environment. I denounce the munchkin who performed this heinous act, and call upon the people of the village to do so as well. 

 

Yours, Head Bounder Alfie Greenholm

 

[!]The paper was accompanied by the signature of the Greenholm patriarch.
 

[riorr 1970]

Alfie a tyrant? That's a bit far.

 

Of course it is. Isalie was once called the same, 

Jeannette mused inwardly. 

I wonder if it was one of the kids... hopefully.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

“Tha’s terrible!” remarks Filibert Applefoot, local halfling, before going back to his after-luncheon snooze