A call to all klompers

[Mister_0 40]

TO ALL WHO WISH TO FIGHT

 

Pinned to the Iron Uzg's notice board is a letter for all to see

 

"DIZ AM AH KAHL TUH AHL KLUMPAZ

 

Bruddahz agh ziztahz, owr milytari 'ahz byn week fur tuh lung, it am tik fur LAT tuh tayk zultz agh luzkz tuh klomp. It am latz rezpunzahbilyti tuh joyn latz kynd yn da KRUG'HAIZ. Klomp fur da goi, KLOMP FUR KRUG !"

 

The symbol of a crossed out eye lies

alone at the bottom right of the letter

 

Spoiler

(TRANSLATION)

"THIS IS A CALL TO ALL FIGHTERS

 

Brothers and sisters, our military has been weak for too long, it is time for YOU to take swords and axes to fight. It is your responsability to join your kind in the KRUG-HAI. Fight for the nation, FIGHT FOR KRUG !"

 

(OOC)

THE KRUG-HAI

 

The military of the Iron Uzg, it is an important part of the orcish society and, as such, all are invited to participate.

 

                              STRUCTURE (Might be subject to changes)

 

Rex

Leader of the Uzg, he oversees the nation as well as the military.

 

Targoth

They act as the generals of the Krug-hai, leading the army in battle, conducting trainings and war games as well as managing ranks and recruiting.

 

Klompaz

The principal forces of the Krug-Hai, they are infantrymens, archers or even cavaliers. Various degrees of skill may be found within this rank, from veterans to new recruits.

 

 

RECRUITMENT

To enlist in the Krug-Hai, speak to a Targoth of the Iron Uzg. (P.M DrunkPapaBear#4669 or Lamp#3024 on discord)

 

[Lojo613 1882]

"HOZH! KRUG KRUG KRUG KRUG KRUG!" Kulthark'Izig roars

[OddOllie123 255]

Podge took little notice of the letter and instead inhaled a wave of cactus-green. Clearly uncomfortable being around the vast amount of brethren gathered around the fire-pit. The scene of crowds making him freeze whilst his limbs grew ever more idle, yearning for some tough physical labour. 

 

Hodge on the other hand revealed a wide-spread smirk, showing almost orange tinted teeth filled with mank and maggots. Through these protruding teeth he exhaled smoke directly onto the letter whilst asserting a fist forwards. "Diz ez ekzaktli wub miz nyeeded, zo bruddahz kan bi ztrong agen!!" These words would carry themselves with strength however were also diluted into a slur from highness.