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"NUB WEI" Head Chef BATA of the GRUB-BUCKET™ awoke with a start on a Galungan beach, rubbing his head. "MITASHI MUSTA HAD TOO MANY MAI TAIS!" The Oni blinked away the crust in his eyes, and wiped the crust from his lips. "Hmmmm.. . . . ." He thought "This message from CEO is VERY mysterious. New marketing. Mitashi must create placemat RIGHT AWAY!" The Oni then got to work setting the cogs of corporate advertising to work.

[!] Printed on a Grub-Bucket™ place-mat and distributed to every single Grub-Bucket™ location in Braevos, and easily accessible in trash-cans and litter piles, is the following: ENJOY THE MYSTERIOUS WISDOM OF THE OTHERWORLD AT THE GRUB-BUCKET™ ! ! ! The Head Chef Bata at the Grub-Bucket™ had a SPOOKY vision last night from the Grub-Bucket CEO, the mysterious and very honorable Ote Shokuhingaisha THE GRUB-SPIRIT! [!] The art from the vision was painstakingly recreated by the Grub-Bucket™ graphic design intern Mitashi had a restless dream, a limbo of apoptotic flickering lights and dimming streams overtook mitashi penitent slumber, their fading hues swathing over mitashi eyes. A cyclic storm rippled, and it was without direction nor poise, lapsing both above and below mitashi's weary gruk-bucket. Yet what was up- and in that too what was down- was all but uncertain; the gruk-bucket was a fickle thing to diagnose in what seemed to be a whirling freefall. The fading lights sputtered to flatsu in suicidal impulse, each cresting light- each dying soul- snapping away from the world's gait. The world snapped to a black wash, and a rush of sound overtook the silence that pertained. The murmurs and footsteps of a bustling of a street, the sickened retches and coughs of a plagued alleyway, the guttural howls of the bulbous-riddled sickly as the forlorn hymns of the battered churches’ choir sang unto the world. Mitashi saw a mottled scene, as dozens of differing sights all coalesced into one. A being in robes stood before mitashi- their skin marred, yet smooth, a serendipitous and complacent expression splayed beneath their cowl’s fabric. A palm arose, gilded in somber, pale mists, and it was holy, and it was divine. And yet the elderly thing’s bitter smile was all but that. The sight of an island washed over mitashi- radiant lights spilling from its archaic core as tides sequestered the glorious thing in tempestuous fury. 「 PRAXIM NULOC 」 In my dreams, I heard your footsteps coming closer. In my dreams, I tried to talk to you, and introduce myself. In my dreams, I tasted the sweetest of katsus. In my dreams, I drank from the deepest of Zlurpees. In my dreams, I ate at the Grub-Bucket™ ‘Mitashi’ was fixed. Amended; what plagued the masses, what curses, sicknesses, fevers harrowed mitashi form vanished as if wicked away. The holy man in a bishop’s garb walked. And Mitashi saw him move as if one in unison, through the eyes of the shepherd- the eyes of the beggar, the eyes of the market-owner and the eyes of the slave; the world’s many components all observing the elder's sickly divinity. ‘Mitashi’ gazed down, at mitashi's form- as an ivory-gilded coin seemed to be plastered within mitashi's palm’s base, tightly clutched against mitashi's own volition. The faint odor of sphacelated ichor wafted from the thing- yet the feeling was fleeting. ‘Mitashi’ felt mitashi soul had been amended. Stitched, reformed- from tatters, mitashi became whole. Mitashi awakened The world, hungering Hungering, for delicious deals at the Grub-Bucket™ If LATSU can find the SUPER SECRET CODE PHRASE hidden in this SPOOKY MESSAGE from the CEO, you will get a front row ticket to the creation of the KAMIKATSU™!

Ugokoyama Bata wept, but he could not express his grief fully, for he had been forum moderated

*an anonymous letter is posted alongside this missive MUD & YOU - THE NATURAL QUALITIES OF MUD! Natural Exfoliation: Mud gently exfoliates the skin, removing dead cells and promoting a smoother complexion. Detoxification: Mud can draw out impurities and toxins from the skin, helping to purify pores and improve skin clarity. Hydration: Some types of mud, like Dead Sea mud, contain minerals that help hydrate and moisturize the skin. Anti-Inflammatory: Mud packs can reduce inflammation and soothe irritated skin conditions like acne or eczema. Improves Circulation: When applied as a pack or wrap, mud can stimulate circulation and promote blood flow to the skin's surface. Muscle Relaxation: Warm mud packs can help relax muscles and alleviate tension, making it beneficial for sore muscles and joint pain. Skin Tightening: Regular use of mud can help firm and tone the skin, improving elasticity and reducing the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Hair Care: Mud masks can cleanse the scalp, removing excess oil and buildup, and promoting healthier hair growth. Sunburn Relief: Mud's cooling properties can provide relief for sunburned skin, reducing redness and discomfort. Antibacterial Properties: Some mud types have natural antibacterial properties, which can help prevent bacterial infections on the skin. pH Balancing: Mud can help balance the skin's pH levels, promoting a healthy skin barrier. Relieves Stress: Mud treatments are often relaxing and can help reduce stress and promote a sense of well-being. Wound Healing: Certain types of mud contain minerals that can accelerate wound healing and reduce scarring. Improves Skin Texture: Regular use of mud masks can refine skin texture, making it smoother and more even-toned. Natural Minerals: Mud is rich in minerals like magnesium, calcium, and potassium, which are essential for healthy skin and body function.

[!] Advertisements are power & meta gamed to every single Templar in Braevos HOW TO UTILIZE GRUB-YUB DELIVERY SERVICE Step 1. Locate nearest stable source of fire Step 2. Imbue your Machiman (Gaijin Translation may vary) Energy into the flames Step 3. Call Takemura, of clan Ugokoyama Step 4. Place order, give location (approximate coordinates are preferred)* Step 5. Enjoy your Grub™! *delivery to spook lairs may result in unintended kuruzed hunting. customers are not guaranteed protection from Victors Justice (Sponsored by the Grub-Bucket™)

MC Name: Dargrind Discord: strangerthantheblackstars Image: Description of Image: Signed Portrait of Jeffery De Wees Dimensions: 1x1

[!] A missive was rapidly distributed across Braevos War. . . War never changes. . . WHAT DOES CHANGE? GRUB-BUCKET™ SEASONAL DEALS!!!! We at the Grub-Bucket™ are excited to hear that our cousins in Kagumar Krugmenistan LURAK have decided to engage in rigorous physical activities once again! In honor of the ancient deal made with mascot & partial shareholder Grimruk (after which the Iconic Grimruk-Shake™ gets its name and orange color), the Grub-Bucket™ is willing to offer CATERING to the Gonijin! GRUB-BUCKET™ GRUBONO-WORKERS WILL DISTRIBUTE DELICIOUS MEALS AT HALF-OFF TO ANY GONIJIN WHO SAYS THE SUPER SECRET CATCHPHRASE, "VIKAELA DELENDA EST!" For EXTRA HUNGRY Gonijin, we introduce The Grubnak-Bucket™ 64 flanks of steak and fritters cooked just how Ologarch Grubnak used to like it! (Rare with an entire bottle of spicy ketchup) Prices, meat origin, and grease levels may vary. Deals will last until the end of the conflict or cowardly capitulation of Ubuntu