TROLLS SPOTTED: CURFEW IN PLACE

[salamanderfantasy 1340]

[!] Notices are slapped up about the village and posted into letterboxes, very clearly written in a hurry. They are also posted on signs by the roads.

 

Trolls have been SPOTTED raiding food storages in the village and wandering the area around Honeyhill. They seem to be holed up in a cave in the hills nearby.

 

As Sheriff, I am enacting an IMMEDIATE CURFEW in the village and on the road.

Wee folk are to be cosied up in their burrows BEFORE dark and remain there until first sunlight.

 

IN THE EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY: Wee folk are permitted to CAREFULLY walk across to the neighbouring burrow, directly to the sheriff's office.
Note: Running out of booze is NAE an emergency.

 

Bounders are included in this -- we will be discussing a plan of action shortly, so hold off on patrols as of now.

 

Travellers on the road after dark are also not permitted, including biggun travellers. We don't want you going up and down, making noise and waking up the trolls. Come back in the morning!

 

Food is to be stored INDOORS and the animals are to remain INSIDE the barn at all times.

 

The pumpkin storage has already been raided, and WILL NOT BE TOUCHED. Do not try to scare away the trolls if you spot them there. Do not be by the pumpkin cave after dark.

 

Because of the pumpkin breach, we will be entering a pumpkin rationing period. Pumpkins ain't to be used for:
Shogging helmets
Pumpkin raiding
Explosives
General smashing
Decoration
Eating
We need keep enough stocked for winter. Don't get greedy with the pies!

 

Any wee folk found to be breaking curfew or otherwise endangering other wee folk will recieve:
A stern talking to

Repeat offenders will be:
Locked in the cell at night

 

Any biggun found breaking curfew or otherwise endangering wee folk will:
Be going straight to the cell
Mocked relentlessly
Potentially have potatos thrown at them
(Potatos to be collected and stored afterwards)

Be sensible, and keep us safe now! Or I'll be exercising me rights as Sheriff at you.

 

-- Sheriff of Honeyhill, Dr Sorrel Rosehipp Mudfoot Mowood Ironbrew Peregrin.

[TakeMeT0TheFae 970]

Iris shakes her head while reading the missive. "Oi was certainleh no' expectin' t'ese sort of shenanigans alreadah." she sighs, quickly putting together a notice for a town meeting.