Letter from the Krugsmas Elves

[Slorbin 2932]

[!} A festive letter, scrawled in blood and mucus, has been delivered to the good boys and girls of Krugkind from the festive Krugsmas Snaga Elves. or perhaps a forgery.

SEASON'S GREETINGS!

FATHER KRUGSMAS HAS ASKED US TO SEND THIS LETTER TO YOU AS HE CANNOT READ OR WRITE COMMON, ONLY THE OLD BLAH

IF WE REFUSE ANY OF HIS ORDERS HE WITHHOLDS OUR RATIONS

I CANNOT EAT ANY LESS LEST I GROW EMACIATED FROM THE HOURS OF TOIL I EXPERIENCE CRAFTING WAR WEAPONS AND 'TOYS'

THE LAST ELF WHO DISOBEYED HAD THEIR SKIN SEWN INTO A STUFFED ANIMAL AND THEIR HAIR USED AS THE MANE OF A ROCKING HORSE

FATHER KRUGSMAS WISHES YOU A VERY HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND AN EXCELLENT NEW ERA

I MISS MY FAMILY

SEND HELP

[Pengin 387]

On a certain day a certain dwed sat making toys for Popo Krugmas after being kidnapped from Urguan by him and his Krugmas orc band. "Oi wondahs wens ois gets tah goes 'omes...." He continued to make toys that day.