All For a Cinnamon Bun

[burntgoosebuns 282]

Today, not for the first time in my life, I have spilt blood over food. The food in question, this time, was a cinnamon bun. I was asking a lovely old woman to take me to the bakery and buy me a cinnamon bun when I was swung at from behind by a Major of the ISA, who, just beforehand, watched me take a blade to an (admittedly) willing person's throat! They did nothing! They watched it happen! They would let an innocent person be held hostage at knifepoint! And after being swung at, myself and my lliran, Grace and Argus Romstun, swiftly retaliated, incapacitating the Major as his partner fled, leaving him to our blades! However, we did not kill him, merely demanded that we be let out of Oren, using him as a hostage. We would have let the Major go once outside the city. The Orenians did not comply, and following such, Grace, Argus, and I slaughtered the lot of them, leaving their bodies to litter the streets of their city that they would not let us out of. They'd sealed themselves inside of their own tomb! At first, it was one of us against the Major and his cohort, and following that, all three of us against five Orenians, who we swiftly butchered! I do not mean to start trouble with Oren. I'd like to talk to them diplomatically and resolve this... issue. And tell their guards to pay more attention to their surroundings. To Primrose Gendik; I ask that you seek me out via bird upon reading this.

All this bloodshed...
All for a cinnamon bun...

 

 

[haenselover45 834]

"They should've given her the bun..." Says Argus reading through an investigation book he stole from one of the ISA.

[Buffsanta 961]

Lord Hieran shrugs

"Orenian Cinnamon Buns? Suppose they arent bad. Better than the damb kebabs"

He states, spitting out some kebab, before sheathing his sword and putting the missive aside

[Morigung-oog 5697]

"This is an unacceptable travesty of justice!" The elfess gasped as she read the note, shaking her head in blatant disapproval. "This woman is entitled to a generous amount of compensation!"

[CorweenieTheJedi 892]

Sevrel's blood pressure skyrockets

[OldeTymer 323]

“A bun! A bun! My kingdom for a cinnamon bun!”