Jump to content

A Flier

 Share


Johnnycide

Recommended Posts

A flier, one of many:

In light of recent events and in da interest of Krugmar national security.

With da fall of da human kingdom, it be my humble opinion dat da warlord organize da army and send dem to "liberate" da kingdom to loot and pillage keep order and to rebuild. While da orc armies are dere we can take their oil protect out interests and maybe install a leadership more in line with our own ideals.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I would be the best king Oren ever saw. And the ugliest. Bow before my purple haired might, hoomans!

Link to post
Share on other sites

Unfortunately, the humans do not see the inherent awesomeness of an orc king. They don't understand my greatness.

Alas! I must be content with being simply Kheshig Urara. But one day...ONE day...I will be Her Majesty, King Urara of Oren.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Unfortunately, the humans do not see the inherent awesomeness of an orc king. They don't understand my greatness.

Alas! I must be content with being simply Kheshig Urara. But one day...ONE day...I will be Her Majesty, King Urara of Oren.

...Wouldn't dat be called a queen?

Link to post
Share on other sites

No. I'm a King.

You saying I'm not manly enough to be king, Lex?

Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm pretty sure I already used the Staff of Ariel to official make you king. So really we wouldn't waging war, it would be more like... correcting the misguided population's way of thinking to reflect the accurate truth. And Orcs just happen to preform that via raids and devastating assaults

Link to post
Share on other sites

The King approves of this.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.



×
×
  • Create New...