A Call for Burrowmates!

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[!] A flyer would be pinned to message-boards in taverns around Aevos, written with a fine ink quill.

 

Esteemed Citizens of Dúnwen, and Others

 

I write to you today with an announcement, and an offer of residence! The prodigal son of the Fiddleberry Bloodline; Cal Hawthorn Derlan Fiddleberry II, extends to you an invitation to reside in the soon to be expanded Fiddleberry burrow. Friend, relation, outcast? Anyone is welcome. Unless you are tall. Requirements, and form for application can be found below.

 

Requirements as follows:

- Must be 4 feet tall or shorter

- Must not wear shoes (If you wear shoes currently, you may apply with a promise that you will stop wearing shoes in the future.)

- Must be okay with violin playing in the dead of night

- Must be an adult

- Must not be squeamish or easily frightened

- Must be willing to stop me from trying to pick up kitchen knives while I am sleepwalking

- Must have good sense of humour

- Must like drinking

 

Application Form:

 

((USERNAME:))

NAME:

AGE:
RACE:

HEIGHT:

FAVOURITE COLOUR:

WHAT TIME YOU GO TO BED:

WHY DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH ME:

 

I look forward to all of your responses, and hope we may soon bring life to a burrow that at present lies empty.