THE HEALTH OF DUKE SARKOZIC

[Lasombruh 612]

 

THE HEALTH OF MARKUS

 

To Whom My Concern,

 

I have been the personal physician of Duke Markus Marie Sarkozic since 1940. His previous physician was my father, Dr Fyodor Tuvyic Senior. Over the past 43 years, I am pleased to report that Duke Sarkozic has had no significant medical problems. Duke Sarkozic has had a recent complete medical examination that showed only positive results. Actually, his alchemical blood laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent. 

 

Over the past twelve months, he has lost at least fifteen pounds. Duke Sarkozic takes 81 milligrams of Tippen’s Root daily and a low dose of Euler Max. His four humors examination indicated a fifteen thousandths score deviation (very low). His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.

 

Duke Sarkozic has suffered no form of leprosy, has never had a hip, knee or shoulder replacement or any other clay-alchemical insertions. His only operation was a dwarven pickaxe wound at age thirty. His heart humor is excellent. He has no history of ever using alcohol or Cactus Green products.

 

If renewed in his office, Duke Sarkozic, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the Duchy.

 

Fyodor Carrion-Tuvyic Junior

Doctor of the Adrians, Alchemist of Ostromir Tower

 

[Laeonathan 5889]

"Sleepy Markus, healthy? Who came up with that...? He's old, sickly and senile! GOD I love him, but there is no defending my father's state," Father Montfort, son of Markus spoke in the church as an Euler Currier™ threw thirty of those missive at him while praying in the church.