561 Aleksandrplatz Grand Prix Race Summary

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559 HAESENI SNAILULA ONE CHAMPIONSHIP

ALEKSANDRPLATZ GRAND PRIX

RACE SUMMARY

 

 

Issued by

THE HAESENI FEDERATION OF SNAIL RACING

Naf zwy 10th hag i Gronna ag Drobaf i 561 E.S.

 

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135 years since the last official Snailula One Race was held, and the conclusion of the 425 Haeseni Snailula One Championship, it is with great joy that snail racing finally returned to the forefront of Haense, with the 561 Aleksandrplatz Grand Prix debuting the 559 Haeseni Snailula One Championship.

 

A grand total of twelve snails and snail racers made their debuts for the opening race of the season, with clear skies over New Valdev, but only one would come out on top in what was overall an unexpectedly dominant performance.

 

It was the snail of Alric var Ruthern, Herobrine, who lined up in front after a perfect qualifying performance, followed behind by Turboculosis and Carlos Snailz.

 

But from the beginning of the race, it would be Rubert Ludovar’s Turboculosis who would get off to the best start, building an early lead at the front of the pack, meanwhile teammate Bishop Alaric’s snail Escarspesis would get off to a horrible start, almost crashing from the beginning.

 

Besides Escarspesis’ troubles, the race got off to a careful start, with the uncertain snails making their way around the circuit without major incident for the first half of the race. It was clear, however, that some snails were more prepared than others, for Vasilia Barrow’s Madame Mucinda took a fifteen minute long nap during the race, meaning they were dead last at the middle stages of the race.

 

A slow pitstop for Tomasz van ve Karoswald’s Snail Slowuel Slimegio triggered a general pitstop round, though with few gains for the pitting snails, it certainly seemed the optimal strategy was to stay out on track for as long as possible. Nevertheless, Anaksandr Amador and Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff picked an alternative strategy, pitting twice (and extremely slowly) during the race, with very little to show for it.

 

The safety snail came out in the latter stages of the race, after the pole sitter Herobrine crashed while sitting in third place, blocking the two leading snails of Turboculosis and Escarpsesis from finishing as quickly as they could. Meanwhile the battle for third place intensified, with Aleksandr Bihar’s S’Nail var Slimaki battling it out with Snail Slowuel Slimegio, Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff, Carlos Snailz, and King Karl’s Michael Shellsmacker right up to the finish line.

 

But it was Turboculosis who took first place, winning their debut race in what was an excellent and dominant performance, where they led most of the race. They were followed behind by teammate Escarspesis. The final podium spot went to S’Nail var Slimaki, who just edged out the competition.

 

Snail Slowuel Slimegio took fourth, followed by Shellnon Slugaine de Falstaff, Michael Shellsmacker, and Carlos Snailz, making up the front part of the back, while the snails further behind still struggled their way through the rest of the race.

 

Nóruiel’s Slimelda the Swift, who had a quiet race, would take home eighth. Mieszko and his snail, only known as the Cursed Creature, were previously in line for a decent points finish, but slid out towards the end in a race-ending crash. Milena Bihar’s Snailvan VIII, who lacked pace the entire race took him ninth. While the finally woken Madame Mucinda would take home tenth.

The fans awarded Turboculosis with the Snail of the Day Award, for their dominant performance.

 

As it stands, the Racers’ Championship Standings are as follows:

1st - Robert Ludovar and Turboculosis - 25 points

2nd - Bishop Alaric and Escarsepsis - 18 points.

3rd - Aleksandr Bihar and S’Nail var Slimaki - 15 points.

4th - Tomasz Karoswald and Snail Slowuel Slimegio - 12 points.

5th - Anaksandr Amador and Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff - 10 points.

6th - King Karl and Michael Shellsmacker - 8 points.

7th - Mikhaila Colborn and Carlos Snailz - 6 points.

8th - Nóruiel and Slimelda the Swift - 4 points.

9th - Milena Bihar and Snailvan VIII - 2 points.

10th - Vasilia Barrow and Madame Mucinda - 1 point.

11th - Mieszko and the Cursed Creature - 0 points.

12th - Alric var Ruthern and Herobrine - 0 points.
 

As it stands, the Constructors’ Championship Standings are as follows:

1st - KTSR Kvaszian Turbo SR - 43 points.

2nd - Snailderia Crowsari - 20 points.

3rd - SR Galaharing - 17 points.

4th - The S-Ladies - 16 points.

5th - GG Escargals - 5 points.

[Wavey 2568]

Robert Ludovar reads the results of the race with a victorious gleam upon his irises. He glances to his snail, the one and only champion, Turboculosis the second. 

 

“Would vy look at that…Ea knew we were going to win!” 
 

The Ludovar offers his snail racing champion the finest cabbage for him to feast upon. But their journey is not over. For there were many more races to come.