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Konichi'ug Grub-Bucket Fans! It's Takemura from the Grub-Bucket[TM] here!

We've got a great new deal here at the Grub-Bucket, the Grub-Bucket Soul-Killer Suicide Booth!

Are you at the end of your days? Do you want to die? Do you have some Mithuril but you don't want to kill a human being?

Simply sell your soul, and blood, to the Grub-Bucket[TM]! By empowering the Mithuril with your soul-power, We can create charms out of YOUR soul!

Your family will have something to remember you by! Just head on down to the Grub-Bucket[TM], hand the Mithuril over and we'll sign a legal document ensuring that YOUR family will get the Mithuril, in the same day, or the Soul-Killer Suicide is free!

Head on down for this EXCLUSIVE DEAL!


[If Takemura is no-where to be found, and the Grub-Bucket is empty, send or shout for Yasu-Tori Danzen.]
 

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Aratakrast clutches the missive with anger.

 

"Could I have truly sandbagged?.. He bears the ring.. I will fetch it from him, this I promise MORDRING."

 

Aratakrast turns to look upon an army of skeletons, picket signs and general equipment to riot.

 

"Let us see how he deals with a boycott and cancel.."

 

The Wraith offers a skeletal chatter in laugh.

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"DAMMIT." Juniper curses, leaving a reminder to return any missives from this particular address to its sender.

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"Don't threaten me with a good time..."

 

Fornotos Valindra chuckled at the missive, rubbing her chin in apparent contemplation..

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