wowj 9760 Share Posted January 23, 2025 Konichi'ug Grub-Bucket Fans! It's Takemura from the Grub-Bucket[TM] here! We've got a great new deal here at the Grub-Bucket, the Grub-Bucket Soul-Killer Suicide Booth! Are you at the end of your days? Do you want to die? Do you have some Mithuril but you don't want to kill a human being? Simply sell your soul, and blood, to the Grub-Bucket[TM]! By empowering the Mithuril with your soul-power, We can create charms out of YOUR soul! Your family will have something to remember you by! Just head on down to the Grub-Bucket[TM], hand the Mithuril over and we'll sign a legal document ensuring that YOUR family will get the Mithuril, in the same day, or the Soul-Killer Suicide is free! Head on down for this EXCLUSIVE DEAL! [If Takemura is no-where to be found, and the Grub-Bucket is empty, send or shout for Yasu-Tori Danzen.] 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiSociety 709 Share Posted January 23, 2025 Aratakrast clutches the missive with anger. "Could I have truly sandbagged?.. He bears the ring.. I will fetch it from him, this I promise MORDRING." Aratakrast turns to look upon an army of skeletons, picket signs and general equipment to riot. "Let us see how he deals with a boycott and cancel.." The Wraith offers a skeletal chatter in laugh. 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese 8892 Share Posted January 23, 2025 "DAMMIT." Juniper curses, leaving a reminder to return any missives from this particular address to its sender. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morigung-oog 5697 Share Posted January 23, 2025 "Don't threaten me with a good time..." Fornotos Valindra chuckled at the missive, rubbing her chin in apparent contemplation.. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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