BOUNTY FOR MALIK THE FREAK

[Marthia 273]

Around all of Númendil and surrounding nations, this missive might be found posted.

 

 

 

On this day, the 12th of Malin’s Welcome of the Year 217, it is decreed that one 

MALIK THE FREAK

is to be hunted, and captured, and taken ALIVE to Númendil’s capital, The White City. 

Upon his arrival, MALIK THE FREAK refused to answer the riddles of the Tar, struck him, and then used magic to escape and fly from the city. Known for wielding dangerous magic, he may pose a significant threat to any hunter or huntress who seeks him out. He will be brought to justice before the eyes of the court, riddled, and judged for the heinous acts he committed. Rewards include 300 minas for whoever may bring him before the court ALIVE, and all thanks are given to those who seek JUSTICE in the land of Aevos.

[Werew0lf 24179]

Malik the Freak found the notice pinned on a board. He read it carefully. 

 

“I just did a bit of fazaah and a little fooooh,” 

 

“They would try to capture me, the Holy Orenian Emperor? Heh, we will see about that, buddy!”

 

He quipped.

[Gamma 812]

"Only 300? My, this must feel quite insulting to you." An individual comments towards no one in particular, chuckling whilst walking by a billboard, the poster catching her attention. She rips it off, folding it neatly before slipping it into her pocket as she continued her wandering.

[Morigung-oog 5697]

An elfess with a 250 mina bounty on their head welcomes Malik to the victims of cheapskates club.

[PrimnyaQuorum 3999]

A long-dead man chuckles from beyond the stars - for none dare exceed his 3,000 Mina Bounty.

[wowj 9747]

A Chaotic Demon of Rot stares in utter shock at the missive. 

"REALLY? ONLY THREE-HUNDO?"

[sapphic_spidy 1089]

"Is. Is he still strikin' people? Is tha' still happenin'?"

Sydney blinks. He vaguely remembers being decked in the face by one Malik The Freak many years ago...

 

It's kind of funny, to be honest. At least some things don't change?