Strange Notice

[Venomous_Pup 2978]

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A hastily written missive would appear in various locations..



TO WHOMEVER TOOK MY CHICKEN, YOU WILL KNOW NOTHING BUT DREAD, AS ALL THAT WHICH YOU CHERISH IN THE WARM BOUNTY THAT IS THE GIFT OF LIFE TURNS TO ASH IN YOUR MOUTH.
YOUR MIND WILL BUCKLE UNDER THE INFLUENCE MY CHICKEN HOLDS PRESENCE, YOUR BODY WILL WEAKEN, AND YOU SHALL STUB YOUR TOE UPON THINGS SUCH AS BLADES OF GRASS, YOUR SPIRIT WILL BREAK AS ALL THOSE CLOSE TO YOU REALISE YOU ARE SHALLOW AND VAIN AND ABANDON YOU RIGHTFULLY.
 

Heed my words 

The Witch of Chaos, Ithzelith

 

[Captain Jester 238]

Celadon stared down at the notice posted at one of Aevos' crossroads. He lofts a brow, tilting his head. "Huh." He blinked, "That is rather chaotic. I never knew chickens were that loved... usually, I eat them." After that peanut gallery comment, the Templar continued his merry way - thinking about picking up some dinner from the Grub Bucket.

[drywall 198]

Pierce eyed the missive as he stepped into the undisclosed town, eyes narrowing upon the paper as it was skimmed over. There was a mysterious clucking sound which came from the rather suspicious lump beneath his shirt, something akin to indignation. "Huh, someone else must be causing problems again." The elven man crumpled the missive, stuffing it in his satchel.

[Cheese 8882]

"I'm so glad this person didn't overreact about their chicken going missing," Juniper sighed in relief. "I hope they find it..."